Timaeus Rob

Model citizen in every way

[🏴‍☠️some guy named grant🏴‍☠️ @grantman71]

@jarvis_best Hmmm… @damintoell is this true?

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@LincolnRestler Mets fans always looking for ways to get around hard work and standardized means of testing.

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@MilesTegWy @camkasky Thanks for being honest in your bio. The world was never simple, you were just less informed.

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@jessesingal You should probably take the rest of the day off. You’re not gonna top this today.

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@USAP_COG @AliceFromQueens @budvandoor @grok @L0m3z @X Sorry, the Cooper Vanes block your erections

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@Konstoyouralas1 @MeidasTouch I was told Trump decimated the Iranians and the Mullahs and we were all good. Was that not so?

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@CharlotteLaws @marcjoffe Do you have any sense of how expensive it would be to truck goats?

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@ZaidJilani From President it’s obvious that he’d become Emperor of the Earth! You can’t slow this train, Zaid! Get on or get out of the way.

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@faceuh8 💯 tweet

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@TrumpDailyPosts Like a duck with a broken wing quacking out for attention.

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@SonnyBunch Tangled is still forthcoming. That will be the final nail I bet.

[Carol Leonnig @CarolLeonnig]

SCOOP O CLOCK- @FBIDirectorKash summoned to White House by frustrated Trunp advisers today . He had to cancel his jet trip to see his girlfriend play at a country music festival in Chicago - from the tarmac. Great @MSNOWNews team
https://t.co/Up4HTbvWfG

[Timaeus Rob @timaeus_r]

@NoahCRothman Just wait for republicans to pretend in 2028 that they never liked Donald Trump.

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@JonahDispatch @scottlincicome By “human” he meant “Trump family members” and by “flourishing” he meant “line their pockets.”

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

OH PLEASE SAVE US FROM THE COMMUNISTS lol cmon

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@WillBredderman He’s using the same playbook @TimSheehyMT used to lie to Montanans about his “simple background”

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@WillBredderman The lawyer dad aside, owning a restaurant isn’t necessarily a sign of upper class wealth. That being said, he’s definitely been, charitably, euphemistic about his background.

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@bobryder7 @Acyn Did you become a white man when you left the democrats?

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

The Trump DOJ has dropped an investigation into a company whose contaminated baby formula may have led babies to die.

The Justice Department spent years investigating Abbott Laboratories over how it managed a baby formula facility where potentially deadly bacteria was discovered and suspected of causing infant deaths.

Some prosecutors believed they had evidence to criminally charge the company, but top decision makers instead closed the probe.

https://t.co/Vhh960YBGp

[Timaeus Rob @timaeus_r]

@MBainRex @jarvis_best You can just say “Jarvis” - the rest is understood.