Timmy P.

I eat bacon.

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

@TurnerWatson damn it! I really shouldn't go so long in between twitter visits. I miss important stuff like this!!

[Fanly Gridiron 🏈 @FanlyGridiron]

"Crap we might not get our Packers-Cowboys playoff game, pick that flag up!" - NFL to the refs

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

Thinking about a trip to KY soon to visit my friends at 3rd St. Dive. Possibly tonight if I can find a place to stay down there. Exciting!

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

@actionchele BEST.NIGHT.EVER!!

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Never forget that there is absolutely no room for gingers in #Utopia

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

Phoenix Fest gets under way at 9 tonight at the brass rail. 2 days of local bands for $2. Lets get drunk and make bad decisions!!

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

Friday night, at The Brass Rail! lots of bands, only $2! check it out! https://t.co/L5RmgYwRZ4

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

Heads up Green Bay...Suh's gonna kick you in the dick.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I was going to buy the iPhone 6 Plus, but I already have a flat-screen TV.

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

Pumpkin pancakes this morning, and off to Johnny Appleseed later = a fall food overload today!!!

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

What are people afraid to go to the Hitchin' Post with me? I've only been stabbed there once...it's not like it happens every time. Jeeze.

[Flogging Molly @floggingmolly]

♫ Just Announced: Fort Wayne, IN - Dec 5 at Piere's http://t.co/yTV4j0iedL

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

Lol

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

It happens weekly...

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

I'm pretty sure I have the worst luck of anyone I know. It'd be awesome if that turned around at some point.

[Jeremy Wetzel @WetzelGeek]

My Facebook movie is reminiscent of "The Grapes of Wrath" during that low point in my life when I neglected my crops on FarmVille.

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

22 degrees and a shitload of snow. Now ~this~ is the winter I know and love!!

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

I thought I had the perfect band name tonight with "Irish Gaze". I can't understand why the guys wouldn't take it seriously.

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

@jpeebsfw damn! That bad 'eh?

[Timmy P. @TimAMelton32]

On a scale of 1-10 fifths of whiskey, how bad is the upcoming storm going to be?