Tim Diamond

Entrepreneur and Software engineer. Founder / CTO of Aloan:

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

borrower: i love my bank
[3 weeks pass]
borrower: i love my new bank

we made a film about this. sound on

[Bryan Onel @BryanOnel86]

SOC 2 is a scam. Everyone knows it, so let's just say it like it is.

We sell SOC 2 at Oneleet, and we’re saying it anyway.

We can do better, and getting it right matters more than ever.

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

@Schornack I would agree: https://t.co/maJ0FG78eW

[Phantom Radar🐦‍⬛ @phantmradar]

🇺🇸 Abrigo, a US banking software vendor, pulled Sageworks offline after finding "irregular activity in our environment." Sageworks Analyst, its API and Online Portal Now are down since about 11:25 AM ET.

Banks and credit unions: rotate Sageworks API keys. (Abrigo)

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

We’re like one hack away from me finally being able to get my medical records easily

[greg @greg16676935420]

How do I know if I have regular Taco Bell diarrhea or parasite Taco Bell diarrhea

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

https://t.co/peDwxn64va

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

@Jason I’m in: https://t.co/zW9TJZ7lqD

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: PGA Tour announces welcome back party for LIV players tonight on the 9th green at 9pm. Players have also been advised to dress nice for the occasion.

[SBA @SBAgov]

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In FY2026, SBA is waiving upfront fees for small manufacturers.

These include:
✅ 0% upfront fee for 7(a) manufacturing loans of up to $950,000
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[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

@boringlocalseo Localrank

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

@indexsy Llm

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

https://t.co/AidzWAJdn0

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

Oh, and if you underwrite commercial loans, check us out at https://t.co/zW9TJZ7lqD

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

borrower: i love my bank
[3 weeks pass]
borrower: i love my new bank

we made a film about this. sound on

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

@Varcyyyy Motion

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

I have a stock answer about my career arc in working in AI and how things have changed over the last 4 years and I think I should just shut up and play this video instead.

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

Oh and if you're a commercial lender drowning in tax returns and bank statements like Gary — that part's real. Check out what we're building at https://t.co/QaexHUNCpK

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

I'm the CTO of Aloan. Yesterday I had a dumb idea for a Pixar-style animated commercial for our product. Today it's done. One person. No design skills. No animation experience. Here's the full video - and below I'll break down exactly how I made it and every tool I used. 🧵

[Tim Diamond @timdiam]

It's not perfect - character consistency still fights you, and you'll burn generations getting things right. But the gap between "I had an idea" and "here it is" has collapsed. It's not about replacing creative teams. It's about letting anyone with a vision actually execute on it.