Tim

Parody account of @Timduffy he/him

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

when my waiter named Lash gives me more money back than I should be getting

[Tim @TimDufffy]

married college friends’ usernames on insta

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

I can feel her rage 😭

[Tim @TimDufffy]

thought this was gonna be about trump lmao

[^_^ @misandrism]

Just put a potato in the oven so I can have a potato in an hour or so. And you’d be wise to do the same

[Tim @TimDufffy]

Yay Janeane Garofalo!

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

BREAKING NEWS
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.

#NobelPrize

[Tim @TimDufffy]

Vaxxed?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The demolition of Sheraton Crossroads Hotel in Mahwah, New Jersey

[Tim @TimDufffy]

threw away my sugar free lactose free Greek yogurt

[Tim @TimDufffy]

@maddy_mcdeezy A trip to Nola just to get a scarf that matches my natural tones

[Tim @TimDufffy]

had the hiccups and now they’re gone

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ed Sheeran announces new album ‘Play’ out September 12th.

[chase @_chase_____]

i like when a greeting card already has a note pre written in there for you :) then u write ur own little note below it like hi haha that was the card before but it’s me now

[gabby @alldelightedppl]

Sufjan Stevens on the Bay of Pigs Invasion:

“Girl I can’t with that mess.”

[Tim @TimDufffy]

You’ll never catch me complaining to an airline on social media. Idc if they deserve it, it’s so embarrassing. Have some couth and draft an email mama

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

January Jones slams United Airlines for offering $15 food vouchers following 16-hour flight delay:

“Do better. A couple $15 food vouchers isn't gonna cut it.”

[Tim @TimDufffy]

thought this was nina

[Federico @federicobini_]

miss Brittany Broski decided to remember everyone what it means to SING!! i'm sorry but she ate

[Tim @TimDufffy]

It’s called Lakeview Athletic Club

[Joshua Haymes @haymes_joshua]

We need MENS ONLY gyms.

2 reasons:

1. Women literally wear their underwear to the gym these days.

It’s wildly inappropriate & immodest, designed to cause men to lust. Men shouldn’t have to deal with that at the gym.

2. It’s important for men to have regular space & time with JUST the boys.

When ladies are present the dynamic changes (often for the better, but not always).
Women also need women’s only times and spaces. The sexes are gloriously different, and sometimes we just need a break from each other.

[Tim @TimDufffy]

@wijodo You’re green

[Tim @TimDufffy]

Can AI write the thanksgiving episodes of gossip girl? Right

[Tim @TimDufffy]

Why spend $30 on uber eats when you can spend $60 on a home cooked meal