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sometimes i think and then say things. sometimes i just say things.

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@sheelgetshyphy have you tried turning off the lights and walking around barefoot?

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@sheelgetshyphy It was just a thread I saw you comment on. vaguelly had something to do with “explain why 150 over 40 is better than 90 over 70”

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@sheelgetshyphy a long while back you described a healthy blood pressure range with a really insightful example. Any recollection of what that example was?

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@sheelgetshyphy very much a “steal someone else’s content without telling me you’re stealing content” move. worse than the “…wait for it” videos

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@F1 so now at Turn 2, the drivers have to go through 🐝🐝🐝🐝. better than 🦎 i guess.😀

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@trevininaustin @austinenergy have you tried turning it off and on again?

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@KatherineAshe a/c yes.

recovered no.

you?

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@austinenergy I get emails about being ranked on energy efficiency “in your area,” but how large is “your area”???

my block? zip code? all of austin?

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@chrismixel aren’t we all?

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@nichecrafting @tonythill Whoops. I forgot about an entire content-farm industry exists where they use dark UX patterns to get more clicks and scrolling...

(says the guy posting this on Twitter) 🤦‍♂️

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@nichecrafting @tonythill my bad. I forgot that there’s an entire industry of sites that just want to keep you clicking and scrolling with dark UX patterns.

(as I post this on twitter) 🤦

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@nichecrafting @tonythill why does bouncing sooner matter?

people are there to find an answer. give them the answer asap. they leave happy. might even come back!

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@chrismixel I didn’t even know what a Steam Deck was… and now I need to go find my GameGear.

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@kristaseiden clean slate! You weren’t going to read those tabs anyway. Or at least I wouldn’t.

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@RamCares it took y'all SIX days to respond to my last DM... and your response was that I should hear from someone in the next 48 hours. #hurryupandwait

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@benwills that track is very horn-y.

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@RamCares DM sent. I'm furious about this. It's been a month trying to get this addressed, and it could have been sorted out in an afternoon.

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@sheelgetshyphy it’s never too early to rid the property of critters

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@KatherineAshe the orange guy that lives in FL only cast stones… he became president. :(

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@sheelgetshyphy i have to assume you’re using the Kreg pocket hole jig, bc otherwise you’re a monster