How far we've fallen that the reaction to a President of the United States straight up bribing voters is "Well, he probably won't pay it" instead of "Holy shit, a President of the United States is straight up bribing voters!"
BREAKING: Jalen Brunson will be the first host on the upcoming new season of Saturday Night Live, debuting on September 26th!
Presented by @boostmobile!
They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions.
At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
We simply aren’t even the same species of human if I have to convince you to feed kids. Like we cannot BE in community together people who think like this don’t belong in anyone’s community.