Timecat Robinson

Fixing the world, one jump at a time. Meowwwhoohooooo!!!

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1929 Can't...move...out of the rubble...or stop using...ellipses...

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1929 Uh-oh... I can feel the earth beneath me quaking... It's an earthshake! #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1929 What's a transdimensional cat gotta do to get a steak around here??

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1929 Why does everyone look so sad around here? It's almost the New Year! Everybody celebrate! WHO'S WITH ME?? #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

Preparations have been made. Time circuits activated. Setting sights on the year #1929. #meow MEOWWWHOOOHOOOOOOO!

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

I'm safe. My time trail has all but disappeared. It is...time. #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#2010 Yawwwwn...have I really been asleep for 2 days at the place that humans call Wriggly Field? Time travel takes a lot out of me. #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

So wait, he's completely safe from punishment as long as he's on the white squares? Why don't the others push him off? #catsdontknowbaseball

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#2010 I've gathered that when somebody hits the ball as far out of play as possible, it's a good thing for that team. #catsdontknowbaseball

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#2010 Risking a visit to the present to catch a Cubs game. If they win today, it could be because they've received some very special help...

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1865 Buried my iPhone in an open Confederate grave. That ought to change history enough to throw @FutureDog3000 off my trail... #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1865 Oops! Bumped into @HarrietTubman2 out here. Must be traveling incognito if she wants people to think she's a different Harriet Tubman.

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

There! A bill making the production or sale of shackles illegal. Also, an emancipation bill for good measure. Go, @KeithHabs! You're free!

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1865 My time-sense is tingling...something about shackles...I need to sneak into that white house and forge a bill! #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

Been walking around in #1865 for a few days now. I sure hope the Civil War's outcome stays the same now that I sent @preslincoln to #2010.

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

Both of you hold hands. I'm going to send you to the present where you should be safe again. Ready? #2010 Look after each other! #1865

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

You're the human, you tell me. Hey look, it's @PresLincoln!

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

let's go inside this white house, @KeithHabs. Perhaps someone inside could help us. #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

@KeithHabs You're in the year 1865, human. I'm not sure where we are, but I see a white house in the distance. Get up. #meow

[Timecat Robinson @time_cat]

#1865 Made it! But the human @KeithHabs is unconscious. His first jump, and a tandem one at that. Should have known he'd get time sickness.