Abby Bryant

I watch movies to pass the time and sometimes I'm funny

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

my son just locked himself in a dog cage.
....so we're thinking harvard.

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

A GUIDE:
1. SOME PEOPLE ARE ROTTEN INSIDE.
2. DON'T KEEP WET SOCKS ON.
3. STUFF IS WHAT YOU THINK. TRUST INSTINCT.
4. TAKE VITAMINS.
5. GOGURT IS GOOD FROZEN AND CHILLED.
6. LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE.
7. ASTROLOGY IS AN EXCUSE FOR STUPID PEOPLE TO INDULGE IN THEIR WORST QUALITIES.

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

AND NOW AN IMPORTANT, WEIRDLY SEXUAL SOUNDING TWEET ABOUT FUNDIP I JUST FOUND IN MY DRAFTS I DON'T REMEMBER TYPING. ENJOY:

MAN THE MOST FUN PART OF THE DIP ISNT EVEN THE POWDER IT'S THAT AMAZING WHITE STICK, THAT'S EASILY THE MOST FUN PART

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

I'M HERE FOR A BAD, NOT A LONG TIME.

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

ASSAULTING MY TALENTED FRIENDS WBU

[Ace and Aro Jokes @a_sexy_asexual]

I don't think my teachers got the memo that because I'm ace, they're supposed to give me A's.

[Ace and Aro Jokes @a_sexy_asexual]

My New Years resolution is to pet even more dogs

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

taking this guy out for a spin so no live show today! Hope you’re having a nice Sunday too 😎🍹

[frnkiero: Party (goth) Dad @FrankIero]

i literally cannot fathom a more useless title than winner of best eyebrows in the make believe internet contest https://t.co/B9vPdBAuoJ

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

here is something to brighten your day just do a look at this sleepy young pupper and his wrinkles https://t.co/9Wc8TggVIz

[laur ✨ @folklaurx]

#ILoveTheCliqueBecause we have so much respect for each other and the band. There's so much love <3

[Tony @TylerTurtlx]

He looks so traumatised.
He screamed out for Josh.
His shirt is torn.
His things are gone.

My heart breaks.

#RespectTylerJoseph

[Mikey Way @mikeyway]

Happy Birthday to my lovely wife - @kristincolby. You are the highlight of my life - I couldn't do it without you. …

[Mikey Way @mikeyway]

Happy Birthday to one of my greatest pals on the planet - Mr. @raytoro !

[Mikey Way @mikeyway]

Holy smokes! Thank you to everyone who helped make For The Night To Control number 1!

[Mikey Way @mikeyway]

@deathoftheparty #reunited

[Mikey Way @mikeyway]

wedding-crashers

[Mikey Way @mikeyway]

Tonight I stumbled upon a Certified G - And you can't teach that! @wweaallday21

[Mikey Way @mikeyway]

Hello. How are you?