Times Two

A podcast about the human condition, art, film, paranoia, drug use, dating and more

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Can we eat lettuce again or is it all still covered in shit?

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@megantheevalium Also a pretty good book

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@SaulStaniforth @mehdirhasan Yet another reason why soccer is gaaaaaay

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@wobblymami That’s so weird, Cutting Board is actually the name I have for my penis (extremely wide and flat)

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@stephanicci So you always get diarrhea when you eat lettuce anyway

[MidLifeCrisisActor @rkellysmydad]

Told the old black guy at work that the real n word is knowledge and he was like “yeah it really is” lmao

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@sharonvape Love that first one, I want it

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@cryptedcola Damn, that beast livin in the future

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@bimbologymajor You just squish em, it’s how a boy becomes a man

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Citizen Vigilante is insane, but definitely Uwe Boll’s best movie

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@ryanlongcomedy Life imitates art. Amazing

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In Masters of the Universe 2, He-Man turns non-binary and becomes They-Person

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A day in the a life of a Male Gynaecologist

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@sharonvape Fat throats make GOATs

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If you’re crying about “trillionaire” you either don’t understand basic economics, or you do understand and you’re being a dishonest scumbag

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Just got another tuna melt idgaf

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@LizzyStarrrdust It’s got its perks

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

peeing after sexting so i don’t get an hdmi

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@igetsoinspired Mine is gross

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@endofanerajc Poor puppers! 😭😭😭