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"the People's Girlfriend"

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

Your husband tries to poison you but your nurse girlfriend is hiding under your hospital bed and texts you "DON'T EAT THE SOUP" 💀

[Gerald Deep @CPTGerald]

Your husband tries to poison you but your nurse girlfriend is hiding under your hospital bed and texts you "DON'T EAT THE SOUP" 💀

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

You can do at home surgery with the right equipment

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

i know that red emmas mcbluffin anywhere ...... i love woke breakfast

[Star_ ☄️@Eclipse @StarXunderscore]

Was making a breakfast order and OH MY GOD?

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

@Pougotti_mane You genuinely are a menace to society she was just being nice

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

A watched vape never charges

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I’ve weirdly been craving drugs and alcohol lately

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

@Pougotti_mane nnooo i mean where did i ask lmao

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

Working a double feels like being tortured to death

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

@Pougotti_mane where?

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

HEYYYYYY TWEETED FROM PHONE

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

Posting online for attention. Posting online as a cry for help

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

When failed romance with a guy ruins a whole beautiful part of town

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

I genuinely need her bad

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

missed connections

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

fully subscribing to the žižek/kirke theory of self

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

@aBaldBlackWoman i like them there kind

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

there are rats fighting in my ceiling right now❤️

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

huge penis

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

1500 mg Gabapentin 30 mg Adderall and I am feeing exactly like this