Tim Fletcher

Husband, father, friend. Bon viveur and raconteur - yep, fat bullshitter

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

After a week in hospital I finally have my nephrostomy fitted. Fuck yeah. 4 nights nil by mouth but fitted now. Hurts like hell but should be upwards from here.

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@UK_Republic My wife says the same. Doesn't make it less meaningful, kind and restorative tho.

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@manchestermelly @EllisBezant I seem to remember I bought a bottle a Chablis and one of verve clicquot and baked a salmon. Seemed to go ok. See just dropped off some stuff to me in hospital 25 years later. No pegging as far as I can remember!

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@manchestermelly @EllisBezant What happened to how many O levels do you have and what do your parents do...

[Dr Mark D'Arcy @markoftheD]

Cool!

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@DrMabuhay @ChadwickKHall Yeah!!!

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@eToro I had 57 in 2010/2011 I bought a DVD drive. #winning

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

If you are atheist and you are looking down the barrel of dying, it's quite hard not having any prayers, mantras etc to be able to trot out. Lying on the cold floor of logic and reason isn't as comforting as you might think. @theAliceRoberts #atheist #dying #bastard

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @OANN Get used to watching daytime TV Donny Boy.

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@insidewheel Cheeses in upside down

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@sgfletcher68 remember Millport? "You've got a hairy bum!"...

[PictureThis Scotland @74frankfurt]

The Ritz Cafe, Millport. (2014) Pic: s1Millport.

[Paul Myers @pulmyears]

Happy 73rd Birthday to the great Jeff Lynne!

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@AdamRutherford @jenwhyntie @FiRo99 I don't see the issue, if you don't like it, don't have it. I have a wood fired pizza oven and have made loads of dodgy combinations - hoisin duck spring onion, pesto chicken asparagus, nutella strawberry and banana with marshmallows sprinkled at the end for toasting. Choice!!!

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@hayatelseedd Low bar, almost anything is better than a bueno. No substance.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

Hello, I run a network of 26000 UK doctors, and can tell you pretty accurately what’s going on in the NHS. But I have only just joined Twitter. Could you please re-tweet this to your followers, and I’ll do my best to update you with what’s happening? Thank you so much, Julia 🌟

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

Just watched TOTP from 1989 and watched @PaulHeatonSolo invent the Lightning Bolt. @usainbolt I think royalties may be due.

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@liamgallagher Yeah, that's the reason to hate it, cos the match is off, not the 70,000 deaths.

[CraigHughesUpholstery @CraigHughes123]

My Uncle was a cartoonist for the Dandy he was the creator & artist of "Bully Beef & Chips" "Jocks & Geordies" also "corporal Clott" "Dirty Dick" + couple other strips. I`m trying to collect his original artwork. Does anyone have or know any 4 sale? Pls RT

[Tim Fletcher @Timf1964]

@manchestermelly Yes