tim fisk

funny always comes first

[tim fisk @timfisk]

I want to get arrested just for the mug shot

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

I have obtained exclusive footage of a Barstool employee picking up and putting back down 2 bagels (and touching a 3rd) before settling on a 4th.

I kept this person anonymous to not cloud your judgement on a ruling.

Fair or Foul on what Mintzy did?

[tim fisk @timfisk]

So what would happen if I plug my phone in and also put it on a wireless charger?

[tim fisk @timfisk]

Driving with your hazards on just because it’s snowing you’re a pussy

[Shawne Merriman @shawnemerriman]

Might be one of the coldest pics ever and self explanatory.

[tim fisk @timfisk]

@ofmcheck Yes bro

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

“Looks like it’s happening again here in Foxboro”

[tim fisk @timfisk]

@ofmcheck 🤌

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

“It was a sickness… If I was aiming right for your nose and I hit your right ear you may not know that, but I knew” -@TomBrady

[tim fisk @timfisk]

Bad bitch contest and you in first place!

[Chef Donny @chefdonnyy]

I’m on @hen_ease side here, Lighthouse at stadium is pretty sick

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

Was at the Chili’s bar at O’Hare.

Guy sitting next to me asks where I’m flying. I tell him I live in the area. Stopped here for a drink.

This is, without a doubt, the most gullible person I have ever met.

[tim fisk @timfisk]

Buying new jeans and looking at some of the sizes! What kinda fuck ass shapes are they building people in nowadays???? 28x36 Christ on the cross

[tim fisk @timfisk]

@ZDTHEYANKEE @JLas43_ Yes

[Xavrel @usdrippin]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[tim fisk @timfisk]

I ate a pound of grapes today

[tim fisk @timfisk]

My favorite iPhone thing is whenever you put any price in a text it thinks you are trying to do Apple Cash. Yes iPhone I am definitely trying to Apple pay my buddy $108544 right now

[New York Atlas @PLLAtlas]

Nvm figured it out

[tim fisk @timfisk]

@will7simmons True but then everyone will steal my treasures

[tim fisk @timfisk]

Just broke my fucking desk at work and I’m about to lose my shit