Tim Hatton

Director of Intelligence Engineering, GlobalLogic. A 'furious Radio 4 listener' - The Daily Mail.

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

So we’re all agreed, we’re going to quietly drop pretending to like football in favour of curling, yeah?

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

Just cooking the starters which @wagamama_uk Guildford managed to cross off our order but not put in the actual bag 😕

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Guy on the phone on the train has just pronounced “webinar” to rhyme with “debonair” and that’s the way it is now

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

How to scarify a lawn:
1. Scarify and fill up massive bag with moss
2. Admire moss free lawn
3. Realise it’s all still full of moss
4. Repeat until Xmas

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

Los Angeles 2028 Olympic organising committee right now… #OlympicGames #ClosingCeremony

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My O-level French has not prepared me for this #Olympics #ClosingCeremony

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

I’m not in this and still excited!

[Rosie Hatton @rosiehatton]

I’m in this - so exciting!

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

Ceci n’est pas un opening ceremony

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

@TheSimonEvans 6. Run through with rapier (best part of any presentation)

[Exeter City FC @OfficialECFC]

Inevitable.

Made in Exeter ❤️

[John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch]

I’m not sure people are prepared for the magnitude of vibe shift if English Millennials get both a massive Tory defeat and then England winning the Euros within ten days.

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

Right I’ve got Georgia in the office sweepstake plus if you squint, looks a bit like the England flag…

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@jackiebenj Vintage England performance. Play like donkeys for 94 minutes, couple of minutes of action then back to defending. Classic.

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Football. Bloody hell.

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Tactical brilliance from Southgate to lull everyone else into a false sense of security

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@LilyNoHat @rosiehatton Nor me. I’m definitely Gen Z.

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I’m fairly sure this is how Day of the Triffids begins #watchtheskies

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Well hello Northern Lights #aurora

[Tim Hatton @timhatton]

@Unripe Andy, stop showing the rest of us up with your DIY skills

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Here’s an idea: a weekend - and hear me out on this - but it’s sunny.