Timi Lagos

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[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

If Tinubu has any self-respect, he would resign, but your guess is as good as mine.

Ilu ti daru mo yin lori. Eiye o ke bi eiye, eku o ke bi eku. Omo eniyan gan o le fohun bi eniyan.

You should bow your head in shame, tuck your tail between your legs and get the fuck out.

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

Over 10 top military officers were killed under Tinubu. We watch them slaughtered on live videos.

Meanwhile Tinubu’s Air Fleet received ₦20.3 billion, while our Army’s allocation for operational equipment, which was supposed to receive ₦20.6 billion, received only ₦1.4 billion barely 8% of what it should be.

He’s busy campaigning while school children have spent over 30 days in captivity.
#TinubuTheFailure

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

This is the main issue. What business does the state government have with waste disposal in the first place?

It should be LGA duty, but because the unproductive idiots must feed their party members with stolen public money, they route it through silly contraptions like "PSP".

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

Dear Àbúrò @tokunbo_wahab,

I have come to accept the bitter truth - that you have chosen to drag your heritage into the cesspit of APC criminality.

If you had any sense, you would understand that the position of Commissioner for Environment was just a small step up from Special Adviser for Drainage - ask Joe Igbokwe. Ọ̀we ni wọ́n fi pa fún ẹ, but you didn't get it.

Your clearly obvious lack of capacity to carry out your duties - unless you think your duties are simply to destroy, demolish, obstruct and dance naked in the market square of social media - would be enough to warrant the resignation of a decent man in normal climes.

However, I accept that Lagos State is definitely not the best of climes at the moment, and you have clearly thrown any last vestige of decency you had out the window of crass APC opportunism.

All we can do at this point is wallow in the muck that you and your fellow @OfficialAPCNg Death Cult members have transformed Lagos State into with your shameful incompetence.

While I have your attention, tell your owners the following:

1. Return the Assessment and Collection of Tenement Rates to the LGAs as mandated under the Fourth Schedule of the 1999 Constitution, so that they can recover the financial capacity to carry out their duties, including 2 below.

2. Return Waste Management to the LGAs as mandated under the 4th Schedule of the Constitution. The ministry you currently superintend can concern itself with matters like air and water quality monitoring and other subsidiary matters.

There are other things I would like to suggest, but I have to respect your short attention span and keep it relatively simple enough for a man of your limited comprehension powers to digest easily.

Kind Regards,

B. O. Gbadamosi

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

@tokunbo_wahab @BOGbadams Even if they call you foolish and senseless, must you prove them right?

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

The thieves in uniform strike again. Nigerian police has a very deep problems.

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

Tinubu : Why should any part of this country be under occupation? In any civilized country, Jonathan should resign.

http://t.co/tjEbUPYhtl

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

@realyobarnub This is public school standard in decent countries but Nigerians are paying over $35,000 per year to access it. Lolz.

When your government is a failure, even your money can't save you.

Same reason you can't enjoy a ferrari on nigerian roads.

Our so-called elite are idiots.

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

@followlasg @seunosiyemi_ @Sola_Giwa @Lawma_gov @SamuelEgube Always choosing propaganda over actual work. 😆

Anyway, start by cancelling all these fake PSP contracts you've given to your party members. They have robbed the public and made plenty money.

Lagos is dirty and smelling. Give the job to proper waste management firms.

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

@afrisagacity As a Nigerian, you are a fool if you fight for the rights of these uniformed criminals when the system they support turns on them as it always does.

For those of you expecting free and fair elections under Tinubu, I wish you best of luck.

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

It looks like @PoliceNG @DHQNigeria and @NigeriaGov have deregulated the defence sector and everybody can now start a private army of mercenaries and go hunt terrorists.

This is the direct result of government uselessness, so I don't blame Igboho. #nigeria #insecurity #kidnap

[Oyo Affairs @Oyoaffairs]

Sunday Igboho inspects part of Old Oyo National Park following reports of insecurity around Igboho and neighbouring communities in Oyo State.

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

@TEAMOLAYODE2027 @jidesanwoolu Thanks for highlighting this post & others. It's a disappointing situation, but:

- Waste management will remain a challenge in Lagos until they stop treating PSP appointments as APC party membership benefits distributed to unqualified loyalists.

- solution should be holistic.

[UptownOfLagos @Uptownoflagos]

Peter Obi became Chairman of Fidelity Bank in 1996 at 34, emerging as the Youngest Chairman to ever head a Bank in Nigeria’s History.

He led the Bank from a Merchant Bank into a 33B Top commercial Bank by 2001.

45 Year olds “Data boys” are on X questioning him.

Omo 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Timi Lagos @timisaye]

@ruffydfire The guy is one sandwich short of a picnic but the way he proudly wears his deficiency like a medal is curious and worth studying.

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇨🇻🇬🇭🇨🇩 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[Nostalgic Naija @NostalgicVibeNG]

This man is so consumed by power and presidential vanity that he’s naming a publicly funded road after himself complete with his full title: “President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR.”

The road is barely 10% complete. Yet the giant signpost is already up. One can almost picture him cruising past it, grinning at his own name, whispering, “This is my legacy.”

In my adult life, I’ve never seen anything this brazen in a democracy. This is the kind of behavior you expect from Saddam, Gaddafi, or other dictators desperate to etch their names into permanence.
In actual democracies, roads and monuments are usually named after leaders after they’re gone not while they’re still alive and the project is half-finished.

Only a pathological toponymic narcissist adds “President” and “GCFR” to a road sign.

Bola Tinubu just did exactly that.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

There is no politician in the world, dead or alive who is or was as foolish as the governor of Edo state!

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

[El crítico crítico ☭ @elcriticopol]

Logros del capitalismo: crear un trillonario.
Logros del socialismo chino: sacar a 850 millones de personas de la pobreza.

No tengo nada más que decir.

[Daily Trust @daily_trust]

BREAKING: Court orders INEC to deregister ADC, 4 other parties
https://t.co/Xem9ZCL8T5