Dave Skylark

I don't make the rules, Jesus does

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Art made by nature.. ❄️ https://t.co/nelWLCgzbG

[toxic king @toxicking]

I hate when girls say “buy me a drink” Bitch do I look like T Pain to you

[Garou @AyooPwyd]

I use hobo Johnson’s songs to lure out the weird hoes bruh u gotta play this at a party and wait for the sounds of blue haired girls hitting vapes and the clonks of doc martens to draw near then u get to listen to 16 min of family trauma before u can possibly get topped off

[𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗸 @trvxmo]

I don't know what this dog is going through but I can relate

[i like food @messedupfoods]

burger²

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Protestors in France block major road and drivers were NOT having it‼️😳 https://t.co/mu90g8O312

[Dave Skylark @timisverycool1]

@Prettty_Rickie There’s a fix for that too

[Ray, The Immortal🔱 @SheFell4Russia]

Yoooooo😂😂😂😂😂

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

stabbing your cereal 3 times before the 1st bite, really does activate the flavor.

[𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼 @ass_beaters]

“Have you seen my dog? He drove away from home…”

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

one of the best twitter interactions

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

awareness level: 0
drunkenness level: 98
fireproof superpowers: 100