Tim Jalbert

Lifelong student of health, medicine & life, sharing my insights along the way / 1st Gen MD / @cornell neuro / anesthesia PGY2 / baseball, blackjack, #bitcoin

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

A cat parasite lives in the brain of 33% of humans.

In AIDS patients it causes brain abscess, seizure and encephalitis.

In the unborn it causes birth defects.

But in healthy people, it lives quietly in our cells.

And there is evidence that it's contributing to mental illness.

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@BowTied_MD The “hardly studying” med student is mostly a myth. Some need less study time than others, but most of those students saying they barely studied for a high score are full of 🧢

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@AbhrarupRoy @GaintrustMikey Ain’t no way you’re weighing in at less than 160. Beast!

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@AbhrarupRoy Probani 😮‍💨👌🏽

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

Every single time I get an email or text like this from a hungry med student, I smile inside.

Because I love to lend a hand during what is without a doubt the worst 4-year shitstorm they’ll have to endure.

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

If you really can’t afford a safe, then store your gun and magazine separately. Make sure the chamber is EMPTY.

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you own a gun, please invest in a locked safe or biometric gun safe.

$200 is chump change compared to risking your child’s life.

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@futuresillydoc Same happened to me man. Make the necessary adjustments and it’ll all work out

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@drkeithsiau Killstreak🦠 ➕💯

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

My Cincinnati bucket list item was to get Drone footage of my favorite run: downtown Banks via the Roebling Bridge and around the Bengals, Reds & FC Cincinnati stadiums.

I spent countless hours on this route thinking about my calling, health, family & spirituality when not being attacked by pitbulls.

It's also where I decided to start my YouTube channel, which will be active again very soon...

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@AbhrarupRoy You got Microsoft Teams? I just might 👀

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

One day you’re still learning how to use vasopressors in the OR,

And the next you’re assigned to give a lecture on them to your coresidents 😳

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@AbhrarupRoy Audible makes reading a zillion times more convenient. Especially for longer commutes.

I’ve had a sub for 4+ years. Can’t recommend it enough.

But you can also get a lot of great audiobooks right off YouTube.

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@AbhrarupRoy *UWORLD would like to know your location*

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

I liked my anesthesia residency at first.

Then me and a group of my coresidents decided to start 75 Hard next month.

Now I love my residency.

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@AbhrarupRoy Weighted pull-ups first 1000%. Get those reps in. You can dial down the weight on the rows but not the other way around.

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

“Not cellularly utilizable”

2/3 of human body water is intracellular 🤣

[Gavin Mayo @EarnMayo]

Water is a scam! (I will explain)

- It leeches nutrients from our blood and intestines and dilutes digestive juices.
-NOT cellularly utilizable.
-It literally dissolves things. Put anything in water and it disappears

I haven’t drank water in months, you don’t need it!

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@Just_a_tweetx Slow-cooked on a cast iron skillet for 20-30 mins. Delicious 🤌🏽

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

Entering my chicken liver schlonking phase.

Smash or pass?

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@AbudBakri Lets go!!! 💪🏽 huge congrats brother

[Tim Jalbert @timjalbertmd]

@action_ap Nobody is giving out the high yield goods like Chief Price