Tim Forster

Proud father of brilliant twins. Qualified Personal Trainer, and Gym Instructor. Formerly a Senior Recruitment Specialist. A keen musician & sportsman.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@SBakerMD Bleuuuuugh!!!

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@Superdry Do any of your shorts have fly buttons still? The International range used to, but they all seem to be zip closures now..?

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@lowcarbGP @mgtmccartney These results are because You don’t turn a typical poor person into a typical more wealthy person by giving them cash. The real differences stem from the experiences along the journey to get there, eg education, family lifestyle choices, pressure from peer groups etc

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Georgia Clooney owning MAGA for your pleasure

https://t.co/eXjbTOBWin

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@robertlufkinmd Nice idea but that isn’t cheddar.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@rickygervais Ricky. Exercise doesn’t make you slim. It makes you hungry. Movement only accounts for burning about up to 15% or total calorie burn so you’re really only playing at the margins. It’s what you eat - not the calories but the make up.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@nicknorwitz BBB or BBC. Strictly speaking a BBQ can be carcinogenic and a microwave for a steak is worse than murder. Blue cheese or proper white cheese is excellent nourishment.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@robertlufkinmd I’ve never heard of it. Is it a specialist niche health product? Looks amazing.

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@robertlufkinmd WTAF. How is this allowed??

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@robertlufkinmd There’s the story of the nation’s demise right there in microcosm.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@8WeekBloodSugar Tell the truth about what makes you fat. Look at carbs not calories.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@Baddiel I know. In front of the tv I have had two pints of team and two coffees.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@SoVeryBritish A Quantum of Sausage

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@SoVeryBritish From Rusper with Love

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@DFDSUKUpdates Hi Stacy. Are they on time? We’re stuck behind coaches. Why don’t you have lanes for a specific ferry?

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@daraobriain It’s a Cake and Arse Party

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@AvrilDanczak @lowcarbGP @KatieCaldesi Good point. Bake off is the antithesis of healthy eating!!

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@lowcarbGP @KatieCaldesi I have devoured several low-carb books and articles! They read better than they eat, let me tell you.

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a MG Model MG4 worth over £26k! It’s free to enter & you have until 28th February. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: https://t.co/0pwtuoigEZ

[Tim Forster @timjforster]

@daraobriain I do hope you’re ok. I’m reading you posts and my brow if getting more and more furrowed…