Lord Timothy

Dont play dumb with me. I'm good at it.

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

Android development aint easy but im working on something that i hope someday its gonna pay my bills.

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@TioGuasonRenace AND NOW WHAT THE FUCKKK IS THIS!??

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@adan_zamuh You know why the song "niggas in Paris" was named that way?
Cause niggas was in paris

[Akhilesh Mishra @livingdevops]

Hype train don’t care about ROI

[Moremans @ColoradoWino]

This is what I pay my internet for

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Biology doesn't care about equality.

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@SalimoAnne I'm watching this in class😂😂

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@GermSeed Hawa nikama hawakuwa wametoa lock.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Kendrick Lamar breaks the record for most-awarded rapper in Grammy history with 26 wins, including his latest for Best Rap Album 🏆

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Men create their own HAPPINESS

[DON “Tobechukwu” Ade 👑 @Row_Haastrup]

This man is a crook 🤣
He impressed his wife by doing nothing

I have learnt something today

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

Atleast he pulled the hand brake!!😂😥😭

[MARKET INSIGHTS! @IManghaila]

Demo vs real trading Truth.

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@Kenyans It's always business, my friend. It's always business.

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@DavidAsmanfox Itabidi wamesoma forex sasa

[🇺🇸🇺🇸DADA🇺🇲🇺🇲 @BredsguardDalen]

That's deep 🤔

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@Geniustechw "Hata mimi nilipoteza watu wangu"

[Llewellyn Ouya @LlewellynOuya]

Tired of working so hard yet you're always broke? Do this in 2026;

1. Learn to say "NO".. "oh, you need 20k at 2am coz you failed an alcoblow test? I didn't tell you to drink and drive.. sort yourself out"

2. Avoid impulse buying - those mabati "non-stick" pots you watched your favourite influencer buy will rust within 2 months.. trust me, your sufurias are better.

3. You always struggle to pay school fees and rent yet your wife is pressuring you to move the kids to a more expensive school.. say NO!

4. You lose so much money on alcohol and gambling.. why don't you quit? I promise you that you'll be healthier physically and mentally plus you'll have money in your pocket.

5. You have been in the same position at work for 5 years and they don't want to promote you.. look for a better paying job aggressively.

6. You spend your evenings and weekends watching Netflix, partying and sleeping.. why not learn a Skill and have a sidehustle that adds money to your pocket?

7. You spend so much money on shopping.. audit your shopping list and get rid of what you can do without.. trust me, you don't need to buy blueband, jam, peanut butter and honey.. one of them will do.

8. You have multiple high interest mobile app loans that you repay and borrow every month while losing a lot of money to interest.. it's time to get rid of such bad debts.

9. You like chasing the skirt.. paying rent for multiple ladies while your wife and kids are suffering at home.. why dent your bank account because of lack of discipline?

10. You don't need to "upgrade" your curtains and seats after every 6 months.. trust me, no one cares!

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@DaviesKinanga Mtu akitaka call 0728647582

[Julian Brown @Naturejab]

HUMANITY WE DID IT! Ran the world's first muscle car off of Plastoline 10/04/2025

[Lord Timothy @timkimutai]

@amerix Hata kama sisi ni slaves in a way, si we get to use them phones at the end of the day?
Some of our businesses are online na paying 100 bob daily to earn 500 bob from our business aint bad man!
We struggling!