Tim Fowler

Bearish librarian, father, painter, hoover fettler, satirist and DJ. Write with @marygentleheart for @rorybremner. Whither satire? We wonders, precious.

[Chortle Comedy @chortle]

Topical jokes and how we wrote them | New book by two of Rory Bremner’s collaborators

https://t.co/EVHHHzZ2Sr

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

Delighted by this latest review of our book ‘Two Idiots and a Genius’

Buy here:

https://t.co/M4xeVyc6cU

Or here:

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A must for all fans of @rorybremner and satire in general!

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@MaryGentleHeart and I are thrilled with this 5* review from @ArianeSherine of ‘Two Idiots and a Genius’! If you’ve read it, please review it on Amazon - it really helps get our book noticed by a wider audience.

‘A must for all satire fans’ https://t.co/bpeydd7FwA

@rorybremner

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@DirectLine I've been promised several call-backs from @hrnlimited to arrange a surveyor visit, none of which have happened. The most recent 24 hour window just expired. Unacceptable. 10 days since i opened the claim and I've still got a leaking roof. I'm disabled and vulnerable.

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@KeithOlbermann just in case you’re having any lingering doubts that Ramaswamy isn’t basically a badly plotted dystopian novel in human form: here’s Nigel Farage writing a love letter to him: https://t.co/yI1JERwqBT

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@SkyHelpTeam Hi Emma - yes: I’d seen that. My question is can I apply even though I’ve not been migrated to Universal Credit but still receive the Personal Independence Payment?

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@SkyHelpTeam
Hi - I’m interested in moving on to the Sky Social broadband tariff. I receive the Personal Independence Payment and haven’t been moved onto Universal Credit yet. PIP used to be a qualifying benefit - can I still apply?

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@ODEONHelp hi - I want to unfreeze or cancel my current Limitless account - can you help, please?

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@TheCricketerMag Ridiculous. You can see him putting his hand under the ball after it hits the ground. Same old cheating Aussies.

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@YodelOnline one of your delivery drivers managed to leave this box upside down, damaging the contents. Pathetic.

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@Morrisons ordered some raspberry turnovers in my delivery today but got apple (labelled as raspberry!). Fortunately I was able to improvise…

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@Tesco complete gridlock in your Durham Gilesgate car park. You need to involve traffic police asap.

[John Rentoul @JohnRentoul]

The #Top10 #Top10s of 2022 https://t.co/GbOURrRbL9

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

My erudite classicist daughter tells me that the Arctic is so called because there are bears there; ‘Arktos’ being the Greek for bear. ‘Antarctic’ means ‘no bears’, she says.

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

@jet2tweets hi - I wrote/adapted this in honour of flying back to Newcastle from Fuerteventura tonight. Happy Christmas to you and all your lovely staff.

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

#breaking NASA issue collision warning for the ISS after Kane’s penalty enters orbit. #ENGFRA

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@thatpenguin How did you know I just sneezed?

[Tim Fowler @timlibrarian]

England playing just like Argentina. In terms of pathetically harassing the ref, that is. Boo hoo. Get over it. #AllezLesBleus