Tim Long

Gone

[Betty Glover @BettyGlover_]

Don't mind me guys... Just trying to do a piece to camera when a couple started necking it on behind me

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@Bryddat @somersetpodcast Netherlands worst: Tom Cooper, also eligible for worst Australian

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@cupcake7166 @its_The_Dr The Sketch Show (TV Series 2001–2003) - IMDb

Can't get it to link, I assume because I'm not paying @elonmusk to use this site

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@DorianB112 @NoContextHumans His own urine

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@LiverpoolVista The ferocity she does it with makes me surprised she didn't take someone's eye out

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Does booking a seat constitute a contract? A contract Crosscountry consistently fails to fulfill

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@CrossCountryUK Booked a seat on a train because I cannot stand for long periods ( over 20 minutes) . All carriages except one have seat reservations. Guess which one I'm in. Disability discrimination case incoming.

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My God, X has just got so much better since @elonmusk took over. To access my DMs O need a pass code. It tells me the pass code's wrong. I change the pass code. It tells me the new pass code is wrong. Thanks, Elon. Idiots can give you money for this.

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@SomersetCCC @SomersetWomen @WarwickshireCCC "They are aware" not "their aware". Not usually awake at this time of day.

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@SomersetCCC @SomersetWomen Have @WarwickshireCCC turned up? There's no mention on X or their website that their aware they have games today.

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Is the person who designed those pages still in employment?

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@WarwickshireCCC Any chance you can put up squads for the double header tomorrow at Taunton? With squad numbers, please, as your website handily puts them behind the players' pictures and when you click on them often produce gems like this - obviously Issy Wong's career details

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@Dave_dust Unusual view, erm, round the back

[Lou Macari @LouMacari10]

Thank you so much to the Scottish Football Supporters Association after they voted me their Hero of the Year for our work at the Macari Centre. An honour for me to receive this from the fans of a game that gave me so much and a pleasure to meet Paul Goodwin, founder of the SFSA

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@iamjoshboffin @phillipskeates @gillypants It's what I do whenever I go round someone's house

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@NicVig Imagine if you'd got another fur bundle at the same time as you'd got Soup

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The new interns have arrived.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

He chose the wrong sport 😂

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@TheStourbridge https://t.co/7Qd1budhcb

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@mattforde Jimmy Nail must be bloody disappointed after his name was on a shop front

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@Paul_not_ecfc Ah, but was that at Exhibition Fields where you could find a gap in the hedge to sneak in through?