timlukejones

Tim: Magic, blogger, copper, mate, all-round dude!

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Everyone’s a little bit Danish right now!
Read this, remember this and pray you never have to do this #CPRSavesLives #DEN #FIN #DENFIN

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@BasilTheGreat Danny Tommo? Stephen Yaxley-Lennon?

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@lineation @Se_Railway The 1710 Victoria train was slightly delayed leaving but has somehow made it to Rainham past the affected line while we are still in London

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@Se_Railway On board screens saying the first stop is Chatham - are we skipping Rochester?

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@ZiaYusufUK Because it’s sub judice?

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@ArchRose90

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@PatHerbert2 @Free_ByTheSea @arter_sheila @grok She’s an MP - she doesn’t need to “look nice”, she needs to represent her constituents

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@t_jentzsch @CalltoActivism @grok @grok did this account exist during Obama’s presidency?

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@ZiaYusufUK Part of my tax funded 30p Lee to the tune of £274k in 24/25

Now that’s a waste of money…

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@Leerob75 @PolitlcsUK Watching it in the hotel he stays in and we fund (£53k in the last three years)

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@I_amMukhtar Doesn’t trust “the London government” or the actual government or the Office for National Statistics!

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@BhushanManmath So lethal that he’s still alive 31 years later 🙄

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@RupertLowe10 Rupert Lowe MP claimed over £145,000 in expenses in 2024/25 - just for context

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@BhushanManmath Root only uses sandpaper on his bat, Smith uses it everywhere 😜

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@guyadams On private property…

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@Matt_Pinner A Reform voter?

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@No__More__Lies_ @daveatherton Ring 111 or walk into your local hospital (though there’s a chance your doctor might not be white and your story might be made up!)

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@Jasonlh1967 @daveatherton You’re*

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@TRobinsonNewEra He’s still going to go, he’ll just use a friend’s passport…

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@cricketcomau The ball is not swinging much - can I borrow your sandpaper?

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@apoliticaleye Matt’s a great colleague and a better friend!