Timothy Mess

Husband, father, engineer, thought leader in English. Stoke savant. I taught my sons to love skiing and golf so they will never have money left over for drugs.

[Timothy Mess @timmmess]

@brianmanzella Didn’t realize mallet style putters like that were around pre 1950. There really are very few new ideas in this world.

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@BB_GolfShow @brianmanzella Brian is definitely one of those guys.

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@BB_GolfShow @brianmanzella I’m not sure they all start off excited or motivated. I’ve had really fun lessons where I got way better immediately and I’ve had some where I was more confused and lost then before I went into the lesson.

[Timothy Mess @timmmess]

@BB_GolfShow @brianmanzella It’s interesting every ski lesson I’ve ever taken the instructor told me, “You are about to get a lot better today.”

That’s a rare thing in the golf instruction business. Skiing is different but it’s not easier than golf.

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@fnf2017 To be fair the oldest written recipe was for beer.🤣

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@markbaldwin1 My Dad tells me, “The mark of a man is the impression he leaves on other people.” I’ve tried to figure out what that means my entire life. I’ll give you Fred’s number maybe you figured it out. Tell me about it if that’s the case.

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@markbaldwin1 I watched you finish on 18 before my golf lesson last year. All of the volunteers said you were very engaging and awesome. You do well with the 55 and over crowd! 🤣

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@markbaldwin1 Sweet! I’ll go watch you play! Green Valley Ranch is a fun course!

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@padraig_h @RBCCanadianOpen @PGATOUR Dude, crush it this weekend and then go crush the US Open! Tomorrow is Friday, it’s a whole new day.

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@hutch_golf Hutch, if these allegations are true that’s really bad. I don’t understand why the story is behind a paywall. Write the story and let people read it. I’m not condoning any behavior, but Phil Mickelson was a beloved golfer for a long time. That’s a story that sells ads.

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@brianmanzella Seriously, what even is a band-aid lesson? I watched a YouTube video where you explained how to grip the club and I hit the ball better immediately. After a zoom lesson I hit the ball even better.

I ski way better after ski lessons. There are answers.

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@CCCurmudge @casualclubguy @nance410 @Driftless_Golf Nah ‘Mudge tell Zuckerberg, Altman, Musk or who ever their algorithm sucks.

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@CCCurmudge @casualclubguy @nance410 @Driftless_Golf So you don’t like Fossil Trace or Redlands Mesa. I’m not a Fossil Trace fan either.

And I just realized, I’m training an AI agent. Whatever AI group this is, you people suck wildly.

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@CCCurmudge @casualclubguy @nance410 @Driftless_Golf Nah you are a fraud and a grifter. You don’t know what you are talking about and have probably never stepped foot in Colorado. But, you apparently have good search engine skills.

Do yourself a favor and grow up.

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@CCCurmudge @casualclubguy @nance410 @Driftless_Golf You are a professional asshole. It absolutely explains it.

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@CCCurmudge @casualclubguy @nance410 @Driftless_Golf You still won’t name one golf course in Colorado that you enjoyed playing when you lived here.

Use all of the Latin phrases you want to sound educated.

It’s not hard, well maybe it is for you, just pick a golf course.

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@CCCurmudge @casualclubguy @nance410 @Driftless_Golf Nope, not a native. I grew up in NJ. Moved here to go to college. Never really left.

So, Gobbles tell us why you are a professional asshole?

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@CCCurmudge @casualclubguy @nance410 @Driftless_Golf You still outside of Common Grounds won’t recommend a single course in CO. You lived here. You clearly play golf. There are nice courses here.

Just recommend one. It’s not hard. Where did you enjoy playing?