Timmy Turner

mayor of prollywood
Dawgs

[Timmy Turner @timmsburner]

@RedditCFB @Stephen_Means dumb fuck

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Happy No Nut November. Made sure to nut into the girl dressed as Ronald McDonald at the bar last night before Midnight so I’m still alive 🤞🙏

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@thespider6767 Didn’t wanna be the one to say it but yeah.

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Read your dumbass like a book 😂😂 put whatever quarterback you want in the game 😂 he’s not smart enough #GoDawgs

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Oh my days fuck Florida. Can’t believe anyone thought Florida had a chance 😂😂😂 Hold Kirby’s nuts #GoDawgs

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Worst throw of all-time 😂 dumbass Philo 😂😂 #GoDawgs

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Going to work hungover is spending $30 in flash ivs and energy drinks #grit #Iwantitmore

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Game 4 conditions out there last night, ended in a tie but unfortunately I might’ve lost some key players. We will have to head into prep today and see if those players are able to go tonight!

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Once you pull the candy corn out your pussy let me eat it and I’ll let you know if you can enter #touse

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@SatReportCFB Benny Snell is a fucking steal at $1

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Haven’t had puh in so long I might bust just seeing some of these Halloween costumes.

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New take: if you tip $1-$2 id rather you just not tip at all. I’m sorry im not ungrateful just your $2 in a 5-way split does not help/add up

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@billkimmykoo 4A-5A Texas High School football coach

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Enough Blue 40 to make me infertile

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If you are on a golf trip and don’t tip the cart staff you are broke and a faggot.

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@ironfbstats Stephan Means just lost all credibility and never deserves to have an opinion again

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So Alex Golesh family are illegal immigrants?? #collegegameday

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@HootersHank I point the finger at you

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Bob is 1000% bangin Paige

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@HootersHank 🤣🤣🤣

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Get bama wife up and moving around #needdat #wifedat