AJ Storr just committed to his NINTH school in nine years 🤯
Storr’s school history:
2018-19: Kankakee HS
2019-20: Bishop Gorman HS
2020-21: AZ Compass Prep
2021-22: IMG Academy
2022-23: St. John’s
2023-24: Wisconsin
2024-25: Kansas
2025-26: Ole Miss
2026-27: UNLV
BREAKING: Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback and NFL on CBS announcer Tony Romo has been arrested in Milwaukee on suspicion of operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated.
Romo was stopped while driving across a bridge, according to the Milwaukee County Sheriff's Office.
Romo was taken into custody after performing poorly on standardized field sobriety tests, according to Romo's arrest detention report obtained by FOX6 News.
Romo was booked and released. He is due in court on Sept. 21.
It’s pretty fucking disgusting that we live in a country where climbing the Empire State Building is a crime but rich people touching little kids isn’t.
Went to the car dealership Saturday
Wife wants a new SUV
Salesman walked over and said "what are we looking for today?"
I said "what's your margin on the Tahoe?"
He laughed
I said "I'm not joking. What's the invoice price versus the sticker and what holdback does the dealer get from GM?"
He stopped laughing
My wife said "we're just browsing"
We were not just browsing
I brought a spreadsheet
Printed
Color coded
Blue for inputs
Black for calculations
I showed him the comparable transaction analysis I ran on every Tahoe sold within 50 miles in the last 90 days
He said "sir this is a car dealership"
I said "and these are the comps"
He went to get his manager
The manager came out
Looked at my spreadsheet
Looked at me
Said "where do you work?"
I said "private equity"
He said "that explains it"
My wife was already in the lobby pretending she didn't know me
We got the Tahoe
$4,200 below sticker
She didn't thank me
But the savings speak for themselves
You are welcome
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Were about to start the greatest sports run of all time…
Olympics- FEB 6
Super Bowl- FEB 8
College Baseball- FEB 13
World Baseball Classic- MAR 4
March Madness- MAR 17
Opening Day- MAR 26
Masters- APR 9
NBA+NHL Finals- JUNE
World Cup- JUN 11
College Football- AUG 26
NFL- SEP 10