Tim Kettering

LED artist dedicated doggie daddy engineer
former-Twitter, always a Tweep

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@amdev @niw 🫡

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@TyGiordano @JonMitchiner thanks! glad its so useful - its back up in the app store search results as of this AM.

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@NeilMcD @TyGiordano this thread is incomplete without an comprehensive analysis of the Receiving Dock.

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@DrJorts its just one box michael. what could it cost.. $10?

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@AshleyRParker @DanEggenWPost you're not supposed to give out realtime location on Twitter anyway.

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@arhayward @TwitterSpaces 99.99% certain this was ditched to save costs because mr. business genius overpaid for the company and has to delete basically every cost center.

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@apretz @niw the upside is that after a few months, there wont be a jar cap in existence that you can't twist off

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@apretz @magusnn ah so this is why twitter has kept running beyond most estimates.

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@amdev just plowed right into that one

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@Zeke_Cao and the damn sink too

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@Zeke_Cao i bid $44 BILLION

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i did not have elon getting fired before i officially lose my job on my 2022 bingo card.

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@gerardkcohen id like to report a bug ...

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@HashtagHeyAlexa im glad for others offering their salty takes so I dont need to. 🥰

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@eneko @art_garzajr chatGPT returned a solution that went straight in leetcode and worked. only outperformed 22% of all solutions, so will put down "weak hire"

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@arhayward @amdev came here to say this exact same thing. its unfair that UK is +7 hours ahead.

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@art_garzajr @JAManfredi i mean, if elon came by with sliced cucumbers for my tired eyes and gave me a wonderful foot massage along with a bedtime story, i might not say no.

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@amdev deleting twitter from all my ios devices has done wonders to limiting the blast radius.

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@ghostM @codeOfRobin i put together this gist during my previous job hunt (the one that landed me at twitter). its a bit old now but might be helpful. https://t.co/o1XhkRM3XG