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@NoContextBrits Butter and butter

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@fasc1nate Mr. Darcy. However I never finished the book.

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@RaminNasibov The Dome That Is Chrome

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@Gillibrandman @AccountableGOP Let’s see. With no oceans we have zero beachfront property. With all ocean we have zero beachfront property. We never have negative beachfront property. Maximum beachfront must be somewhere in the middle. The one thing I’m sure about is Trump has no clue.

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@HeyAmie It might mean you’re in Baltimore.

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Can we just not do this?

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#BREAKING 5 million users sign up to Threads in first four hours: Zuckerberg

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New Twitter feature idea: message in a bottle.

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The Invisible Empire Strikes Back.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

This week was white Juneteenth

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Compliments of the Roberts Court.

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Man…..

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@DavidCornDC Turns out the Confederacy ended slavery and would have done it sooner if the Union hadn’t interfered. Who knew?

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@anno1540

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@michaelharriot Spray water.

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@MoiraDonegan Looks like it’s mutual.

[Devin Nunes’ cow 🐮 @DevinCow]

Let’s see the whole receipt

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@AliceRHamilton Maybe you should watch a show about cars.

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Orange is the new Black. Or maybe the other way around. Doesn’t matter, read this priceless essay.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

You may be shocked by this breaking news, so I hope you’re sitting down:

Apparently Donald Trump & the GOP have discovered some kind of bias in America’s criminal justice system (GASP!)

Should I tell them or…

Ok, I will.

https://t.co/OpoOzHgnpT

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

You may be shocked by this breaking news, so I hope you’re sitting down:

Apparently Donald Trump & the GOP have discovered some kind of bias in America’s criminal justice system (GASP!)

Should I tell them or…

Ok, I will.

https://t.co/OpoOzHgnpT

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

This is my friend Reggie Bibbs. Reggie is the kindest and most loving person I have ever met. His face is disfigured from a rare genetic condition called ‘Neurofibromatosis.’

After many years of never leaving his bedroom, out of shame and embarrassment, Reggie finally summoned enough courage to face his fears and raise awareness of this disorder.

He has incurred tremendous challenges over the past years, including the loss of his mother and the foreclosure of their family home. Despite these hardships, Reggie has maintained an extraordinary spirit and has always believed that something better was coming.

My humble request is for you to open your heart and consider supporting Reggie in raising funds through a GoFundMe account. These funds would be to cover his monthly rent, utilities, and essential expenses for the next five years.

Any contribution, no matter how small, will make such a meaningful difference in Reggie's life and help him reach his $133,000.00 goal.. Thank you so much.
https://t.co/VZrfiM6wG7

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@hughhewitt Guess you reddit but you didn’t reedit.

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@TerryFranconia You can almost smell that great Philly pizza.