TJ

A bloody nice bloke, but probably not the man of your dreams. Big hands.

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

I'd never heard of this until it was on @BBCTwo today. It's *beautiful* and deserves 80 minutes of your life. 🥰 @ShellMarcel

[Marcel The Shell with Shoes On @marcelthemovie]

Tiny shell. Big screen.

@A24 presents #MarcelTheShell, a film by Dean Fleischer-Camp, starring @JennySlate. Arrives in theaters June 24 🐚

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

That's the 900 year old Bayeux Tapestry just arrived in the Freight Warehouse, ready for transporting to the British Museum for display. I had a sneak preview and it's absolutely magnificent.

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@isntdave How close was your train to the A453? 🤔

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Are @Plusnet mail servers and website down... or is it just me? No broadband issues, but can't reach any of your services.

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Ohhhh deary me 💙

[Forbes Masson @forbesmasson]

Dear Air Scotia passengers, we are pleased to announce the imminent arrival of #TheHighLife original series at gate @BBCiPlayer Please have your boarding cards ready and be prepared to be impishly insulted by our cabin crew #ohdearieme ✈️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://t.co/tI60RTKuSe

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Dioralyte, with gin. Discuss.

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@handsblinx 😳

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@danbeames I've been undressed by Kings,
and I've seen some things, that a woman ain't supposed to see 😳

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@Biltawulf And also with you duck x

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@philgibson01 Inside job.

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@babesmithh Stunning post-Wilko reference #newgeneration

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@eddo_ Your place sounds massive!

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Safe to say my #SuperPower is definitely not poaching the perfect egg... still, delicious 😋

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@ahchrissawyer 💙🦄 🌈

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Is it terrible to feel more devastated at the death of Steve Wright than I think I would when any of my family shuffle off? 😭 #LovedTheShow @BBCRadio2

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

I entered The Picture of Dorian Gray Lottery for £20 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/K4rDv9lh6I

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Hi @DorianGrayPlay. Have we any more details on your weekly ticket lottery yet, please? TJ x

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

On-off-on snow flurries in #BurgessHill for the last half hour☃️Not settling on any surfaces though #uksnow

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

@OFalafel What's also amazing is that Maryam seems to have simply deleted her account... 🫣🤫

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Did @BBCMaryam just flip us the bird at the start of the 1pm news? Nice to see you too, hun 🐓

[TJ @TimothyJayne]

Thanks @OFalafel for finding or clipping it 🤩 https://t.co/QeedoBHEoq

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

This is AMAZING