Timothy Zahner (parody)

a few takes here and there. some retweets sprinkled in.

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@chasedcsports I remember watching he and his brother at Bishop Loughlin in high school. Same exact story. Rebounding translates at every level, and they have an insatiable appetite and vacuum hands.

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@stevejones20 Why didn’t they use this layer to win the game?

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@Love4ThoseGames @NBA_NewYork Where at?

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@shwinnypooh Simmons spent his whole recap segment talking about how great the Spurs are. Zach Lowe orgasming everywhere. They pivot quickly to the Knicks and Simmons goes “I love Yabu, not sure what his deal is” and then they start talking about the Celtics. A+ stuff

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@chikanlegpiece True detective season 1

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@weiss_hadas “Its out of scope”

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@ick_real Don’t stop til you get enough, rock my world, off the wall

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@katewillett I’m sorry the real world doesn’t pass your armchair purity test

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@SheaSerrano Illmatic, OB4CL, Ironman, Purple Haze

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@TheDunkCentral @ToTheBaha @MavsFilmRoom This is why front offices are 0.1% former players

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@michaelmiraflor @Quartr_App Some posters I’ve made with MidJourney + composition + typesetting

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@J__Supreme @ModernNotoriety @DenimTears Rolled w ez-wider then, they’nt get blunted

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@sssandjules @the_transit_guy Subjective and baseless take, but cool.

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@michaelbd No. More than one million different people with more than one million different stories/points of view voted for him. He built the biggest tent. Now, he’s the mayor because he got more votes than anyone else.

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@JDVance This is pretty good.

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@FischerKing64 Reading here that Zohran is going to bury people in concrete underneath the affordable housing they build.

Alright champ…

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@ShawnChittle Who’s they?

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@st_louis_stan At the same time. Lean, high protein, and 4 of em for — checks image again — 9.99!?!?

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@BillAckman @ZohranKMamdani Go spend time with your family.