Tim Payne

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Watching football with people who don't usually watch football is an infuriating experience.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Argentina are officially the first nation in World Cup HISTORY to reach the semi-finals without facing a single Top 10 ranked team.

Must be a coincidence… of course.

[Tim Payne @timpayne18]

Nice work VAR. We need to stamp this out of the game. Serves him right.

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

Bro was livid 😭😭😭😭

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

6 subs used, no Mainoo on the pitch…

#MUFC

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

It would be comforting to see this mediaeval claptrap
denied by peaceful, multicultural Muslims

[Tim Payne @timpayne18]

Disappointing….

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

Congrats to the Spidercam on winning the MOTM award 👏🏻

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

A star making good use of his power

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨😳 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘.

This is how often each World Cup quarter-finalist has been shown a yellow card based on fouls committed:

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England: 🟨 1 card every 7 fouls.
🇲🇦 Morocco: 🟨 1 every 9.8 fouls.
🇧🇪 Belgium: 🟨 1 every 10 fouls.
🇨🇭 Switzerland: 🟨 1 every 11.5 fouls.
🇫🇷 France: 🟨 1 every 12.2 fouls.
🇳🇴 Norway: 🟨 1 every 13.6 fouls.
🇪🇸 Spain: 🟨 1 every 17.5 fouls.
🇦🇷 Argentina: 🟨 1 every 22 fouls.

England are being booked once every seven fouls, while Argentina average just one yellow card every 22 fouls committed.

Does this suggest different refereeing standards for the World Cup holders? 🤔

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 FIFA ranking of Argentina’s opponents at this World Cup:

▪️🇩🇿 Algeria (28th)
▪️🇦🇹 Austria (24th)
▪️🇯🇴 Jordan (63rd)
▪️🇨🇻 Cape Verde (67th)
▪️🇪🇬 Egypt (29th)
▪️🇨🇭 Switzerland (19th)

With an average opponent ranking of 38th, Argentina have had the easiest route to the quarter-finals in World Cup history. 😳

🗞️ @2010MisterChip

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

In Germany liberals glued their hands to the floor of a Porsche dealership in protest...

-Staff largely ignored the protest
-The activists started complaining the glue irritated their hands, they were cold/hungry, needed the bathroom bucket
-At the end of the day the staff turned off the lights and heating and went home, leaving the glued protesters there overnight

THIS IS HOW WE SHOULD HANDLE PROTESTORS!!😂

[Tim Payne @timpayne18]

@terrychristian Very pleased to get 3 responses Terry. I nearly went for Herman’s Hermits.

[Tim Payne @timpayne18]

The Hollies….

[terry christian @terrychristian]

@jonnyrmitch Simply Red probably equal Oasis in terms of album sales

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Cher says take a seat Karoline.

[Katie Lam @Katie_Lam_MP]

I asked the Home Office whether they would deport the ringleader of the Rochdale grooming gang.

I got the usual waffle about procedure - and no commitment.

Any law that says this man can walk our streets is wrong.

The Government can change the law. So why don’t they?

[Zar @Zar_RedIssue]

Hoping for a Belgium win tonight, America have done nothing but fuck the game up 🇺🇸 🚮

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

Bill Clinton: “I killed myself trying to give the Palestinians a state. I had a deal they turned down that would have given them all of Gaza and 97% of the West Bank. You name it. They turned it down.”

The Palestinians never wanted peace.

This must be shared every single day.

[Tim Payne @timpayne18]

Nails it!

[Dan Burmawi @DanBurmawy]

One day, teachers may use this video to teach students about the mistake that brought down Western civilization. I hope that day never comes.