Tim Portantno

Copacetically pathetic, aesthetically ascetic
Cryptic, esoteric, gnostic & vedic
So acerbic it's practically acetic
And bitter & spicy like a prophetic turmeric

[Tim Portantno @TimPortantno]

@jarvis_best Careful not to film your VIN, it can dox you

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@GadSaad The grown-up societal equivalent of teenager girls "cutting" themselves

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@groypocalypse All I see is this
https://t.co/zUV7R4Ro7O

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@AltSNEAKO

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@AltSNEAKO

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@romanhelmetguy I agree, this is why each parent should get 1 extra vote per minor dependent child, rather than going by revenue in the tax filing

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@ZoomerLunar Also, Alex Jones was mocking people calling him a Jew constantly, Sneako is just insulting people and moving his hand at the camera, it's like a dumb "monkey see, monkey do" thing...

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@captive_dreamer Might have to start "As a Democrat woman of color"-posting to keep it going, since they seem to understand the concept of copypastas as well as the "Paid Partnership" tag

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@DrewPavlou https://t.co/7VXTwXGeaJ

[wint @dril]

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

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@seanonolennon Marvel should have just kept leaning hard into the Rousso-style spy movies for a little while, let the stakes reset, but they bungled Black Widow, and then stuck all their spies with "Marvel Superman", so that's shot too...

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@SlumRNA_Dog Memento "Memento", Memento "Memento Mori"

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@VictorTaelin I taught it Occam's razor for process of elimination: "always start with the simplest test because it is the biggest generalization and the biggest generalization because it's the simplest test"

It usually only pipes up for big design questions

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@cremieuxrecueil I wonder if there is a perfect ratio of alcohol and THC that lets you consume less of each with but increased effect(in theory like weed and certain addictive pain killers), so we get the social benefits with fewer harms

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@LeeKuanYimby There is no expectation of privacy in public, just don't point them at private property that isn't visible from the street.

It might even be a good idea to make them all accessible publicly livestreams, outside of the gangstalking it would enable...

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@Ghostrider2_1 "All your shit is my human right, now get gibbing"

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@camhigby Interesting the 4 colors of the horsemen of the apocalypse are "red, green, black, white"...

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@TheOmniLiberal Who does he shock when he makes himself look bad?

Pavlovian...

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@peternmitchell @robertlasagna1 That's backwards, they're saying there is more licorice eating where there is more autism, to counter it, so the most autistic population eating as much or more as the next most autistic population supports it

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@captive_dreamer "Top down comedy" is when politics subsume humor to the point that a "decentralized joke" is unthinkable, and the whole concept of a "meme format" that any message can be inserted into and derived from, is contrary to their overruling urge to grow and maintain power

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@n00rdung You don't have to go that far, just need to appoint the new highest federal circuit below the Supreme Court to "intercept" those cases, and only the Supreme Court can say it's unconstitutional (even though it's the original jurisdiction in the constitution).

Triggers civil war.

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@RoyalSerf Even that quote is too charitable, they're not tired, they're not cold, they just destroy...