Professor Milk Dick, Ph.D

401k owner || worlds dumbest engineer

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

DEMOCRATS- “It’s the rights fault”

REPUBLICANS- “It’s the lefts fault”

HENRY WINKLER- “Check out this big fuckin trout i caught”

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS!
THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!

[Max Dolente @Philly_Mays]

I’m going to get so fucking drunk tonight.

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

I can’t see this thing lasting 24 hours without multiple crimes against humanity happening on camera

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

THE EAST IS OURS

#RingTheBell

[Philly Sports Sufferer @mccrystal_alex]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR!

[Professor Milk Dick, Ph.D @timrad27]

@RandomNBAFan27 @DavidEarly https://t.co/Vuzpkiii9f

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

An interesting dynamic approaching Celtics-Sixers Game 7, per sources: NBA’s officiating game report shared with teams from Game 6 revealed a significant disparity: 13 officiating errors disadvantaging 76ers to four disadvantaging Boston. Those can include calls and non calls.

[Professor Milk Dick, Ph.D @timrad27]

@sixers Ben could never

[Nazionale Italiana ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @Azzurri]

🏆 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗜 𝗗’𝗘𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗣𝗔 🏆
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[Melo @MELOD1P]

if it ain’t crack let her run track

[Onward State @OnwardState]

The #THON2021 total is….

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

WHAT. AN. ACHIEVEMENT 🌟

We are the BBC Sports Personality Team of the Year 2020!!! 🔴🍾

#LFC | #SPOTY

[Professor Milk Dick, Ph.D @timrad27]

@Kiss_My_ASH____ Thanks Ash who knows where I’ll be next month stay tuned

[Brian Kramer 🦀🍏 @brianrkramer]

wait did anyone see this part of the debate?

[🫪! @NigerianPlayboy]

This is the WILDEST sentence ive seen be said on national TV