Tim Rendall

very passionate about t shirts

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

Personality test but based off what you do in the 10 seconds immediately preceding and following turning off the water every time you take a shower

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

Don’t forget my hit indie emo song “four shores and seven beers ago”

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

If new Siri makes me say he’ll yeah one single time I swear I’m switching to android.

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

When I was at high school church camp, I overheard someone I didn't know say that you can't get sunburned after 3pm. And I haven’t worn sunscreen past 3pm ever since. To this day, I have done zero further investigation into whether this is true.

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

No Faith by Last Ditch is the best song I’ve ever heard. Maybe best ever written.

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

There’s vomit on his sweater already: Guy Fieri

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

@DenverPolice Hi hope you're well. Just wondering, why did a bunch of yall fly past my house on 50th ave east of Federal at like 3am?

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

@TheFFBallers Kywin Wilwinsssssssss

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

i swear you leave me home alone and i will eat like 8 bowls of cereal i dont even care

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

@hiporeelmower Don't see any links to buy this - why patent it if you aren't selling? I'd be interested if you were!

[John Rich @JohnRichTV]

Aaron Rodgers looks like he’s wearing an Aaron Rodgers Halloween costume for children

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

it should not be underestimated how much i love usher's My Boo

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

a hoodie is most comfy when the hood is up, but I also want to hear sounds clearly. amen?

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

this dude made an intentional decision to wear a mayday parade shirt for his metalcore music video. real "i'm tortured on the inside but also i'm a really lovely dude and could have a snuggle if you want" vibes. respect.

[James @_jaymck_]

@HereticPrevails @KVBRICKSTARE

FFO: Alpha Wolf, Knocked Loose, Counterparts

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

listen i don't want like reporters showing up at my house but i did just hear my wife tell someone "happy presidents day" on a work call as if that's a day they even knew existed before that moment

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

Nicholas Foles is about to lose my presidential vote

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

Bro I been scrolling twitter for too long and I just realized I don’t follow any of these weirdos what gives Elon

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

@andyholloway Do another one!

[Tim Rendall @timrendall]

Jalen hurts for president

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My girlfriend broke up with me when
she found out I only had 9 toes.

She was lack toes intolerant.