Timothy Ross

let me put my witticisms inside you

[Timothy Ross @timrossjokes]

@LJoyce8 i got a $25 gift card to @WhiteCastle and i seriously don't know what to do with my hands.

[The Royal We @royalwecast]

New Ep! We are joined by @timrossjokes to chat about our future robot overlords and strip club BBQ. #podernfamily https://t.co/uO7gJ1R5xy

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@WhatCultureWWE @AdamTheBlampied @adampacitti if James Ellsworth and Goldberg fight at some point, remember you heard it here first.

[The Royal We @royalwecast]

@timrossjokes turns out Promo-bot has escaped again. As our resident bot-expert, we'd love to have you on again for comment.

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@royalwecast then consider me your guest

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@royalwecast only if this time you promise to heed my word

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God: "Look! famine, disease, war, hatred and injustice. Nothing to see here. Oh fuck, Tim Tebow is up. Divine intervention time baby!"

[Timothy Ross @timrossjokes]

Don't let your four year old nephew watch pulp fiction. It will be so hard to talk him out of a jheri curl after #playdate #greatuncle

[The Royal We @royalwecast]

Comedian @timrossjokes joined us to talk about Lenny Kravitz and Ghosts. Royal We staples. #podernfamily https://t.co/nkPOAbXAas

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If you think seeing a sex scene with your mom is bad, try watching spotlight with your 50 year old catholic dad.

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Telling jokes tonight at dempseys. Come watch.

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@TimRossComedy when you deeply scared of the direction of change in your performance medium

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Going to be chatting live with the guys over at @royalwecast https://t.co/3a8lnoYkIm

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Super excited to work with the hilarious hosts of @royalwecast tonight. Give us a listen! https://t.co/i0uhnGulGb

[The Royal We @royalwecast]

@timrossjokes will be on the podcast someday. That day being tomorrow. Come listen at https://t.co/GbRMim2EHX 1am EST

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Does anybody else think the fight for transgender rights began with the @ShaniaTwain crossover hit "I feel like a woman"?

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Riding this wave of manic euphoria all the way until it crashes into nobody gives a fuck about your reddit post beach

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Do you think i should be offended that my friend and colleague @JoeChristiansun Follows @TimRossComedy But not me?

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My standup shot has 15 upvotes on reddit. Looks like its time to update the resume

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@N3rdthaDJ I imagined like a joke with music underneath, the, a build through the climax of the joke, punchline bass drop, nerds laugh rage.

[Timothy Ross @timrossjokes]

@N3rdthaDJ let's be @thelonelyisland of edm I guess? #mightnotbeenoughlyrics #punchlinebassdrop