Tim Saagman

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

@Matt_vs_Wild How so?

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

One thing I really like about Twitter is that it decides what tweets it thinks I wanna see. I guess I care about astrology because no matter how many times I hit “not interested” it still shows me astrology tweets. Very cool!

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

I’ve been pondering this issue for a long time, putting a lot of thought into it, and I think I’m ready to declare my statement. Dogs should be banned. Our obsession with them is unhealthy, the barking is really annoying, and a lot of them are aggressive and unpredictable.

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

Making fun of a woman who’s losing her hair is pure sexism in my opinion. After all, you never see bald men getting made fun of

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

Groceries are so expensive at this point I think it’s cheaper to eat out every meal

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

The lions won the Super Bowl!!

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

I think we can all agree on two things. The overtime rules need to be changed and State Farm commercials need to be banned.

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

@benaveryisgood can you or Tim explain this?

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

Why does everyone have to give their hot take on the Simone Biles situation? Literally nothing matters less

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

Normal is the new weird

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

If you still don’t believe college is a complete scam, it’s time to grow up

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

How have we advanced so much as a society but bacon packages still aren’t reclosable?

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

I wonder what’ll make people mad about the halftime show tonight

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

Which commercial character is more dull and boring?

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

THE WORST CALL I EVER SAW GET THIS REF OFF MY TV TOTAL GARBAGE

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

@t13mcmahon It’s tough everywhere right now. Idk what the answer is

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

@t13mcmahon We could make some serious money that’s for sure

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

@t13mcmahon Don’t know yet 😂 I’m hoping I figure that out soon

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

@t13mcmahon Move to Texas, that’s what I’m doing

[Tim Saagman @timsaagman]

Today’s the last day you can pretend 2021 will be better than 2020. Make the most of it!