Timchoge

Man United | Lakers | Cars

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Stop it, get some help.
~ Michael Jordan

[Mr Sam @Mr_SamFCB]

Subbed off Dembélé right before the 90th minute.
Subbed Kvaratskhelia.
Subbed Vitinha and Fabián Ruiz too, despite them being among the main penalty takers.

And did you see a single negative reaction from any of them? No complaints, no ego, no frustration. Just trust in the manager and commitment to the team.

That is exactly what Luis Enrique has built at PSG - a real team before individuals. A dressing room fully connected to the manager and the system 🤝

Back-to-back Champions Leagues don’t happen by luck. Massive respect to Enrique and PSG, fully deserved. There’s genuinely a lot for every club in Europe to admire from this project. 👏🏆

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

Geukia jirani umwambie "Lazima injili ieDémbelé"

[kai @kai679630022906]

@Tgarratt10 Bruno Fernandes will break the assist record

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

I respect kdb lakini kutofika 21 assists with prime city shows that bruno Clears him I'm afraid.

[B @ngwata_]

Artcaffe is a coworking space masquerading as a restaurant business.

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Football is back.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

You gotta be kidding me 😂😂

This isn't Ai... it's a photo from 2021.

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

[Stephen Ismael @StephenIsmael4]

@Realkangethe The fact that she refers to him as kasongo says everything 😂

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Imagine proving Tinubu right

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Libya?

[Kenya Data & Stats @Stats_Kenya]

Kenya now ranks 8th among African countries with the highest petrol prices. Initially, we ranked 21st.

1 Malawi KES 496.65
2 Reunion 300.4
3 Zimbabwe 288.34
4 Central African Republic 242.26
5 Sierra Leone 229.97
6 Morocco 214.96
7 Senegal 212.42
8 Kenya 206.97
9 Rwanda 203.89
10 Mali 202.03
11 Burkina Faso 196.26
12 Cameroon 193.81
13 Cabo Verde 192.99
14 Seychelles 191.57
15 Tanzania 189.81
16 Ivory Coast 189.35
17 Zambia 184.7
18 Ghana 184.53
19 Lesotho 184.49
20 Uganda 183.32
21 South Africa 180.57
22 Guinea 176.72
23 Liberia 176.14
24 Burundi 174.44
25 Botswana 174.41
26 Namibia 174.19
27 Mozambique 168.99
28 Mauritius 162.29
29 Benin 160.47
30 Togo 157.01
31 Swaziland 153.44
32 Madagascar 153.22
33 Gabon 137.28
34 DRC 136.58
35 Ethiopia 117.21
36 Nigeria 116.78
37 Niger 115.22
38 Tunisia 113.2
39 Sudan 90.51
40 Egypt 59.2
41 Algeria 45.99
42 Angola 42.3
43 Libya 3.05

*All values are in Kenya Shillings (KES).

[B @ngwata_]

EPRA to Kenyans:

[Timchoge @timwkut]

@danaceda @JICHOdaDOG Watu alipe uhuru

[Timchoge @timwkut]

@CaptKigen He was Osostified 🤣🤣

[Timchoge @timwkut]

@Maryian96 I know he won't reply but I just wish he will 😂😂

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Was reading some transcripts this today on why a woman stabbed a man 46 times, and all she had to say was "well, he kept coming back to life"

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Heavy on "Na wewe ukikufa?" 😂😂

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

MP Babu Owino engages police to allow parallel ODM meeting to continue at Ufungamano House

[Timchoge @timwkut]

@NationAfrica Whoever saw Ruku in that South C disaster could see this coming🤣🤣

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Bro has both Arsenal and Ruto 😭

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Live from Wembley:

[Timchoge @timwkut]

@HistoryOnReal @wesstome ethical hooping

[Timchoge @timwkut]

Happy International Women's Day just reminds me of LeBron 🤣🤣