montie

what are you doing in my void? she/her

[montie @tin_tans]

extremely online gf reading the funny tweets to her offline bf

[montie @tin_tans]

@AmericanAir has had my husbands flight on the tarmac for 2 HOURS at DFW without a gate. Fucking psychotic

[montie @tin_tans]

I spend so much of the day lounging around with my tiddies out you'd think I was a Greek statue instead of a new mom.

[montie @tin_tans]

Staying up late because that's when the baby is active and it's fun when she pokes me back through my stomach 😂

[montie @tin_tans]

I would like to officially rank getting a stomach bug while pregnant as a 2/10 experience. The only reason it has remaining points is because I haven't had a fever and I appreciate that. I have however pulled all of my rib muscles and burst a bunch of capillaries in my face...

[montie @tin_tans]

Google photos reminded me that 12 years ago I was going through the HS breakup that I thought would ruin my life.

[montie @tin_tans]

I was a little embarrassed about my 6-8pm nap, but then my husband came in and said "the only things you should have to do are sleep, drink water, eat and sometimes go for a walk" which is exactly what every pregnant woman deserves to hear.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

This #OpeningCeremony has everything. Boats. Parkour. Accordians. A woman dressed as a croissant. More boats. Lady Gaga.

[montie @tin_tans]

Pregnancy has destroyed my digestive system in a way that I'm worried can't be undone 😂

[montie @tin_tans]

Got a little baby bump poppin and I've never seen my husband lose his mind like this before 😂😂😂

[montie @tin_tans]

Some of us planned it so well that our babies are supposed to show up on Taylor Swift's birthday. 😂

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

cracking up at the amount of swifties saying it’s safe for them to get pregnant now that the eras tour has an official official end date like there’s about to be a spike in births and it’s all future swifties

[montie @tin_tans]

Before you start dating a "rodent man" remember that's who your kids are going to look like when they're born, and "rodent baby" is just creepy

[jen @thelessiknow13]

the most relatable sabrina carpenter lyric to exist:

[montie @tin_tans]

Pregnancy dreams are SO WEIRD. I was worried I'd dream about true crime because I've been watching a lot of the Karen Read trial, but instead I had an all night dream about kids putting lizards into a sensory bin and me fishing them out.

[montie @tin_tans]

Down 10lbs since getting pregnant (thanks morning sickness and food aversions) but none of my pants fit around the bump.

[montie @tin_tans]

Went for a 90 min massage today and bad news but pregnant women should be able to book for longer periods of time. Why not a 525,600 minute massage?

[montie @tin_tans]

Cried this afternoon bc the baby won't be able to listen to @taylorswift13 for 6 more weeks while her ears finish developing. Pregnancy hormones are wild.

[montie @tin_tans]

Baby's first Era's Tour (but not their last if Taylor adds 2025 US dates 👀👀👀)

[montie @tin_tans]

I can tell I'm getting old because I watch every clip of Hoda and Jenna that I come across unironically.

[montie @tin_tans]

Flying across the world to see @taylorswift13 was worth it.

[montie @tin_tans]

@jackantonoff really has me out here shaking my ass to songs about suicidal ideation and the Vietnam war. What can't this man do?