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[⚢ Piper ⚢ @Lethalstraight]

I'm so fuckin fired bro I just accepted this 💀

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh no i feel anxious but its ok!!! i have this rly great coping mechanism called Pick At My Skin Over and Over Again that makes it all better

[giatt @1owroller]

asian women be like "let's get molly tea"

[Neet @neet_sol]

Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are going to die

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

My buddy Achilles did this

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

oh, that's my emotional support grocery store i go to every other day to buy 2 things from

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Fair enough

[turbo @TurboA_]

ouhhh husbant..

you generate too many AI images...
now we are snowless...

[4:44 @leliibaby]

honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Chinese Zoo admits their “pandas” were painted dogs

via AsiaWire

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

ever since i fell in love i think about furniture more

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

kamala if you're reading this do NOT acknowledge the coconut memes. I repeat: do NOT acknowledge the coconut memes. the children will turn on you

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

This is actually how you are supposed to treat women

[N @dearvotion]

feeding yourself three times a day feels like this sometimes

[carp 🐟 @crokuta]

saw inside out 2 last night and i have some great ideas for the sequel

[keshav @keshavchan]

from the archives, i present the most unhinged font designer on the planet