@MikeIsaac I was the produce buyer at a whole foods in pgh, and one holiday-eve the owner of the pgh post gazette came in and demanded to know why we were out of Celeriac. he told me I had ruined his holiday, and that his food writer would let the city know about it. he was drunk as fuck.
King "Coopie Bear" Cooper Loughrey,
2011-2024
he was the best boy and he gave us every ounce of love he had. he'll always be my number one. rest in peace, friend.
@WilliamOsman as a plotter enthusiast, sure does feel like @bantamtools strapped some concrete blocks to the EvilMadScientist Axidraw and sent it to an early grave with these shenanigans
@davonmagwood I still dream about the butter joint burger pre-pandemic. the platonic ideal. I don't know what happened when they reopened, but it was never the same. sometimes I worry I'll never have another burger as good ever again.
nothing like getting real sick to stop spamming your pottery website around.
anyway, shipping out orders eod today that collected while i was on the couch. https://t.co/ElIEPATHnE
breaking my non-spam Twitter usage to say bill ackman sucks and will always suck no matter how many tweets he gets removed.
a shameful, sad manchild lashing out right before he disappears into nothing.
now on https://t.co/c3rZLra8rL: the ash tray
use responsibly i dont condone anyone out there doing that thing where you spit your gum into the ash tray and then bet your neighbor to chew it 10 times what the hell kind of tik tok shit is melting brains these days ashy bubblegum??