tom fermor

Creative director 'Tingtang theatre' History Recycled!
History, sword and combat specialist. Oh and stilt performer. life is up there.....on stilts!

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@millerniumtwit @SkyNews I'm sorry? Where have you been? Do you also identify a female zoo keeper as a 'zoo keepstress'
Perhaps all female doctors should be called 'doctress'
Dog handlstress?
Female criminals should be called crimiwomanals??
Don't be ridiculous ! Welcome to 2025.

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@KirstieMAllsopp I'll not write what I'm thinking as I'll say something I'll regret. I've always liked Alsops programmes. But she has just lost a viewer. Lots of love , family who loves crafts and stories and family time AND ADHD calming aids.

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@burtonalbionfc If only the online club shop was selling anything more than apparel that had a barrel on it. Derby's shop is far superior. And I'm not even a rams fan.

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@brevilleUK do you do replacements. The kettle is fine but the lid has sheared off. Any advice?

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@jdquarton Ha! Forgive me but you all look like competition winners.

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@katespencer_uk @MrStuartJAllen @derbytheatre @FifthWord I'd love to connect with you In some way. I have opportunities that I'd love to discuss with you all.

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AHH good call. I started ripping when I noticed the difference.

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Spot the difference..
I've just paid full price for a stir fry that perhaps should have had a discount sticker on it.
Bums!! You got me @AldiUK you got me!!

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Hello @BootsUK I ordered a baby seat from you on the 14th..I ordered it as expected delivery was the 16th. It's now the 18th oooops. Not good in this digital age. Don't worry I've ordered from Amazon. Delivered tomorrow. Full refund incoming from @BootsUK yey!!

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When we ordered from @AmazonUK we don't recall saying "throw it from height over the fence". We also dont remember saying "once you've wanged it over the gate please don't tell us where you've wanged it"
It's been 8 days in the rain.

Naughty @AmazonUK and @evri @hermesDE

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@Tesco tut tut tut. Three times this has happened to these 'extra strong' bags' needless to say we won't be buying your awful bin bags any more. #letdown
#wasteofmoney
#badtesco

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@afowler06 Crumbs it's awful. My son had it four times. Three trips to hospital. He's not had an episode for months now but yeah! Scary times. Hope your lad is okay.

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Dearest all. I have another twitter account for my fooling shenanigans.
If you follow me here..why not try finding @tomfooljester
Lots of pictures and stories with that tyke.

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@josephsyard @EnglishHeritage Thank you so much. It was exciting to see the magazine write up and other various videos about my fooling escapades. I'm so glad you liked the article.

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@AmazonHelp Sadly no option given. I have tweeted them but no reply.
They clearly threw the parcel over the gate from height.
But this product was bought through your company. I may have to ask what secondary carriers your marketplace providers use in the future. Evri are useless.

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Another grrrreat delivery from our friends #hermes oops I meant @evri
Special mention also to @AmazonUK for allowing this via their market place.
Reflects badly in you too dear Amazon..
Thrown over the gate and then described by Amazon as 'delivered to the back porch '
Oops

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Saw #WeNeedNewNames @DerbyTheatre last night.

Identity. Belonging. Family. Friendship.
And the ENERGY on that stage! Wow.

Congratulations @FifthWord and @NPtheatre 🥳

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@BBCMOTD No! Ofcourse not. They have enough stuff.
When they have teams good enough to play In the champions league then we can have a conversation. But until then just shush!

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@thelaceylondon Pretend carrion to 'stuffed' for pizza

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@sainsburys I seem to have bought a duff batch. These decadent millionaire shortbread flavour 'light and Free' greek style yogurt pots taste an awful lot like. Plain old greek style yoghurt.

I hope that you can help me with my extremely bland and not at all decadent yogurt.