Liam Poole

Underwhelming on social media. Worse in person. Also @sorrdes

[Sorrdes @sorrdes]

My new EP is out everywhere today
Five songs for the summer
Artwork by @abitofquirk
Bells on ‘Ours Is A Better Beach’ played by @getonthesoapbox, original sample from ‘Garden City’ by @thedecibelkid

[Sorrdes @sorrdes]

New tune Art Moon is out now! Music by me, artwork by Lochlan (10), song title by Arlo (6) - Head to Bandcamp to download

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

This morning my 9 year old said he knows Santa isn’t real, which rocked my world because I didn’t

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

Regretting eating a spicy ham & cheese toastie before swimming. I swear I left some jalapeño in the pool

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

Had a dream last night that @lapsleyyyy’s music was on the GSCE curriculum. I got an A*

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My five-year-old just called me ‘a big pile of average’

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

The Tiger Who Came To Tea is a story made up by the wife because she’s having an affair

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

@Ips65 I thought the same thing! A lot of time, effort & money for a trip down Britpop-flavoured-ice-cream lane

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

@yes_guesty @DPD_UK Secret Santa 🎅🏼

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

Not sure what to make of this @DPD_UK Looked everywhere (including in my non-existent porch) & found nothing. No date, time, tracking reference on the slip... & the smiley face isn’t really helping

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

I instantly think of George Carlin whenever I hear someone say ‘near miss’

[Phil Jackson @PhilActionJack]

Official video of 'Weihnachten Wie Üblich' follow the link under the video to download. Hope you enjoy :) @DooDahDiaries @Lynda_Louise @tinny_buffnell @janakyomoon @girlinagale @Luke_Littleboy @luke_deacon @ProducerChloe @lloydwillis @StephenFoz https://t.co/qjZcFefvQV

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

A cold + a moustache ain’t the one. If I stray more than 10m from a box of tissues I look like one of The Twits

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Emergency service vehicles sounding their sirens 🙄 like, we get it you do-gooders

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@DJMadnice Nah, it’s those bloody foreigners

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As if this twat’s gone to A&E with a spot on her cheek that she’s too scared to pop herself?!?! Wasteman #24hoursinAandE

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

@Ips65 New decade New me

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

Just had a barney with my wife coz I wanted to listen to @idlesband after dinner but my wife didn’t coz she has a ‘head cold’. Things got quite heated & I called her selfish. Not sure how to navigate the remainder of the evening... #answersonapostcardplease

[Liam Poole @tinny_buffnell]

Loving every other pic on my TL being a ‘sponsored ad’ for some utter shit in the run up to xmas @instagram #lessads