tiny curses

because fuck u that's why

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i hope u find an oddly specific tiny curse and realize that its about u and ur fucked #tinycurses

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i hope u glue ur dickhole shut and make national news for death by being a colossal dumbass. #tinycurses

[FOX 10 Phoenix @FOX10Phoenix]

Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy. https://t.co/fdvE0PKkhS

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@alabastar1 Don't have a ton of opinions on catheters at this stage of my life

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

SEE YA - https://t.co/GfqwqHWv7Y ADMIN

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i hope every chip you eat tastes stale #tinycurses

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i hope u lose a really important to-do list and u cant remember anything that was on it #tinycurses

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i hope u lie on ur resume and get in way over ur head, then try to blame someone else for ur ineptitude and and then get caught in ur lie by ur boss and all of their bosses #tinycurses

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i hope u have an unidentifiable bad smell in ur house that u can never find #tinycurses

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i hope ur coffee gets cold before ur able to drink it #tinycurses

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i hope u wake up to ur pet throwing up right next to ur head #tinycurses

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i hope you lose a spider in ur room right before u go to bed #tinycurses

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i hope u have unavoidable microphone feedback and annoying background noise on ur zoom calls #tinycurses

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i hope u run out of booze right when u need a drink the most #tinycurses

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i hope that when ur trying to watch a show you keep missing important plot points bc the person ur watching with keeps talking #tinycurses

[andrew @andrewjventura]

local real estate market is getting testy

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i hope that when u are chopping garlic you can't get the peel completely off and u end up with garlic paper in ur food. #tinycurses

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i hope a stranger wet-sneezes on the back of ur neck in line at the grocery store #tinycurses

[dasharez0ne.bsky.social @dasharez0ne]

federal bitch investigation

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i hope ur favorite band breaks up #tinycurses