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uncontrollable orange laughter knits furiously. | they/them | partnered to an award-winning queer jew | ACAB

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a mixed metaphor?

oh, you mean an idiomanteau.

[Galia 🤖 @Galia]

halfway to Maine, stopped for lunch! #GoGodelford

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what is this app I did not install this
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@Galia @cyranope

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okay, so... @griffinmcelroy is my favorite Zelda voice actor

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"and that's Ernest Hemingway. because Canada has a problem."
#contextisforteotu

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

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spam is the inverse of tofu
(, w.r.t. flavor transfer)

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@AveryCactus are they things that would be at all useful to have more than one of?

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@rawfishandbeer @weiglemc i read someone's account of the process where it took more than 24 hours but they did get their archive https://t.co/Shlv7cC92g

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

I can't believe I'm going to say this but Dan Levy's new Big Brunch show is all the things that are deeply wonderful about early seasons of Great British Bake Off, but better. Gayer. More socially conscious. And absolutely zero Paul Hollywood.

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@Galia @j00jatron @openridePHL so then I was confused, but emotionally invested in the angry bone lesbians
so I restarted the audiobook & used the ebook to follow along the beginning until I felt... immersed?

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@Galia @j00jatron @openridePHL I had to restart the audiobook after I listened to maybe 15% & realized I hadn't retained any of the world building exposition & couldn't remember what anything they were talking about MEANT

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@JenLRossman also I am quite pleased with my addition to the alt text for this gif (in parens):
"star trek deal with it (a disembodied beard is animated to lower onto Riker's pre-beard face like a pair of deal with it sunglasses, and voilà, fabulous beard-weilding Riker) GIF"

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@JenLRossman a more difficult question to answer
only if bebearded

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shrimp! heaven! now!

[TheVeryWorstThing @KaneshaCBryant]

it's time y'all.

My Monster Girlfriend is live.

get ready to Experience Date Night with Orlando and their biblically accurate girlfriend in a tale of romance, adventure, and coital safety hazards on both a physical *and* metaphysical level :)

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[Samya Bose-Rosling (She/They) @AidanTheJester]

Please RT!I am fundraising for my film Scarlett & the Red Pill, which to my knowledge is the 1st EVER narrative fiction film about medical transition in which the actor (me) will transition for real over the course of the movie. (see video on Kickstarter) https://t.co/jsnSGnZdiq