jonker

I've got soldier, but I'm not a soul.

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

I feel acknowledged and threatened at the same time

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

Hats: $673,000

[J’ae VESper 🩸 @TheJaeVESper]

Cam Newton says people have NO idea how much of a $120 million NFL contract players actually keep. 😳💸

Using Amon-Ra St. Brown's $120 million extension, Cam broke down where the money really goes.

From his $30 million yearly salary:

- $11.1M — Federal taxes
- $900K — Agent fees
- $890K — Jock tax
- $703K — FICA/Medicare
- $637K — Michigan state tax

That leaves about $15.7 million before everything else.

Then come the people expecting handouts.

> “Parents… gimme.”

> “Homeboys… gimme.”

> “Homegirls… gimme.”

> “Family members… gimme.”

Cam says players also end up paying for luxury suites, tickets, and countless other expenses.

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@Abomination81 @daveanthony I wanna know what small countries light fireworks on July 4th

[George Kent @Bambino_Bets]

Giving the entire $11,733 away!

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[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

First they got Kobe, now Oliver Tree. we must defeat helicopters

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@CWBChicago Yes, that's how you solve it - "I want everyone to use the term 'homeless!'"

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

Jfc

[Jason Sanders @jason_sand25281]

@mikefreemanNFL Yep
Fucking sky rocketed to 1

Get that bag son
Give the Muslim a parting gift as they cut that monkey in fall camp

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@CBSSportsGolazo @EthanZohn @GrassrootSoccer Ethan Zohn is from Survivor

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@lomaxx The fundamental problem with American politics is that people who vote Republican figure this is an example of either being rich or who the “tax the rich” crowd is interested in having pay their fair share

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@SmokaToka420 @Fiftypennys @marlon_humphrey You calling Trump a they/them?

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@HovelnJack44794 @himothychalamet @wyomelo They are the same thing…

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@RobHeinze @Rixhabh__ eww

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@pastormarkburns Usually don't have to point out things that a thing is not...

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@NickPedone12 Turnovers

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@Coach_Yac Terrelle Pryor made the same bet

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@ZacksJerryRig @karolineleavitt don't listen to the haters, ghouls deserve to be ridiculed.

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@lewis_ohio @H_Grove Outside of the QBs (and Sanders is still TBD), every pick was a hit last year. gtfoh.

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@FmrRepMTG Just know that you're evil too, and you enabled this. Good news is that you & Trump will both have eternity to burn in hell while discussing (kidding, god isn't real).

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

If Jesus was alive today we would be getting brunch together

[jonker @tinydoritoboy]

@agent1205 @FOX5Atlanta Cool…your point being that no one should pay attention to this missing woman?