Jeni

Consumer of fake news, Diet Coke, real stories and full calorie wine. Undecided on the Oxford comma. *Thoughts are my own. Retweets ≠ endorsements.*

[Jeni @tinyjeni]

I've asked this before, and I'll ask it again: why is it acceptable for people to mispronounce "nuclear"?

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@bryancurtis He’ll never be little baby Greg Olsen.

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In the future, if I’m expected to work the next day, these football games need to start earlier. Kthxbai.

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Question: do Flat Earthers have fewer time zones and no International Date Line? What about the time changes every spring and fall? It seems like it might be a good time to become one.

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Congratulations, Claudia! Your work is so important and inspiring. Also, this is a really incredible way to announce this news. 🥰🥹

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@tmey13 An hour later, I still have not calmed down.

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@ChikageWeather Same! Still haven’t calmed down!

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Can you imagine being outsmarted by a guy who looks like Beavis and/or Butthead?

[#txlege @TXlege]

Tonight

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@RepLyleLarson Too bad our friends @GovAbbott and @RonDeSantisFL choose to spend taxpayer $ to send migrants elsewhere to make a political statement. Likely the people on those buses and planes could be put to good use working here. Which is what they want, in the first place.

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@BellyoftheBeast Even I appreciate this. Congrats to your team!

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@bryancurtis To quote Emmitt, “probably.”

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B🥎🥎MER!

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@BellyoftheBeast And 40 of those 57 wins have been mercy rule wins.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Platinum Jubilee: The Queen waves from Buckingham Palace balcony for pageant https://t.co/pQZbD3yblP

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@BellyoftheBeast I don’t think that means what you think it means, Jimbo.

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@EvilMopacATX Live there.

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@danieljpope_atx That’s a very strong name.

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@TexasTribAbby I will miss reading your reporting on the Trib, @TexasTribAbby! Can’t wait to see where you land next. Until then, enjoy your well deserved break.

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@DebraEspinosa @sxsw @tacodeli Do we think a future development could be a location in Fort Worth?

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I may or may not watch Guy’s Grocery Games before bed most nights.