Tiny Tim Kawakami

I complain about Bay Area sports from the angle that I'm always at the center of attention. Also I'm the founder of the Alex Rios Fan Club. Sue me.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

Lebron spotted sitting next to Kirk Lacob. Unclear how this lines up with my previous report of Jimmy Butler sitting next to Joe Lacob meaning Jimmy would not be traded. Will follow up to find out whether Mandarin fluency was discussed.

Fluid situation as always.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@ProGolfCritic @OWGRltd @PGA @USGA @RandA @TheMasters #justproves you are nostradamus but did you forget this isn’t 54 holes!????

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@ProGolfCritic @livgolf_league I was on the ground (training camp swing) and this number is nowhere near accurate. That many folks would have broken my WiFi and it was working smoothly.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@JoshEberley This isn’t even lowkey racist

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My podcast didn’t record! Who can I sue?

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

I’ve been on furlough ever since Tomsula passed gas at the presser. Needed a lot time to recover. Sue me!

[carpe gin @t_fin]

@SopanDeb clearly, the world needs @tinytimkawakami to unretire

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@Cianaf Which one of Pat Mahomes’ positive traits makes him most worth multiple first round picks?

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

I've launched a similar venture called The Narcissist, in which you pay $0.05 per tweet to read my Twitter feed. https://t.co/jqVUnZTJWy

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@elgreenwald you are unblocked

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

Update: grown so tired of blocking RAGERS that I'm going to the Athletic, which is behind a paywall, ensuring no one will ever read me again

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@BreakTheHuddle Wow you're an infant.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@Cianaf @gergilroy @goblue43729 I'd prefer delusional optimism as opposed to switching allegiances based on the direction the wind blows.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

@HerbieVerstinks has Bumgarner beaned him yet, or are you just still full of shit?

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

You look like you have 25 FOLOers https://t.co/Ar7Re3LDFS

[Alf Nowitzki @Alfnowitzki]

@tinytimkawakami You look like Ming Tsai but you're no Ming Tsai.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

I was on furlough. But you Jedbots are right: 5-11 was my fault. I'm evil. https://t.co/lSiDezN9aQ

[JB in. @JasonBien]

Where's @tinytimkawakami telling us about what his source (himself) is saying about Hue Jackson and Tom Coughlin-if he has a good interview?

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

And yes, Jed York asked me how my molars were doing. I told him: better than your WiFi.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

Rage!

See ya. https://t.co/pbz627fKDL

[LOLKNBR @LOLKNBR]

"Chip, I've already blocked Jed and Trent on Twitter. Can you tell us when you anticipate being blocked ... by me."

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

Major red flag that the Niners waited until 11am for the Chip presser, as opposed to 10am. But keep yelling at me because it's my fault.

[Tiny Tim Kawakami @tinytimkawakami]

I repeat, Jedbots: I will not ask today's first presser question, mainly because I'm still recovering from my recent dentist appointment.