Natasha

mental health patient with a fat ass

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“what are two clips that give off the same energy” #Bachelor

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now that im an adult, i cant believe i actually talk about the weather unironically.. like im compelled to announce when it's a lovely day

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(on shrooms)
*turns to friend*

picasso, i like it

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watching all these restaurants and bars close in LA feels like watching the end of a monopoly game

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Kahbi Coochi Kahbi Gam

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mercury stop drinking that damn gatorade 😩

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how’s roku as a business doing bc i paid $30 for this in obama’s presidency and it’s still giving me everything

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ik im approaching 30 bc why did i think it was hot seeing Dr. Robby have to put on reading glasses 😩 #thepitt

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the one annoying thing about shrooms is i always figure out the meaning of life but then i always forget the next day

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@shxtsngigs move on

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vampire diaries this, the originals that

yes, pls continue

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don’t tempt me with a good time!

no like pls im begging you

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my hs superlative: most likely to be a disney princess

me:

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im 28 and 42/73 yrs old

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to all my haters who wanna reach me: email me, i always check those

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so there’s a male loneliness epidemic and I’M the problem bc i hooked up with my lonely uber driver?!?

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the biggest issue i run into in dating as a certified yapper is liking men bc i think theyre good listeners but turns out they just have nothing to say 🥲

aka the worse evil

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(what’re u looking for rn)

me: “mystery’s my sweet mistress and i must heed her sweet call” - velma, scooby doo 2: monsters unleashed

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Alright Inuff

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i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

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@shxtsngigs i won