cris p bacon

everything is made up and nothing matters
🐯🩸= winning
I'm this many 🖕

[Dawn @dawn_adepoju]

idk, I was inspired.

#StarWars
#Reylo

https://t.co/9cHGbfk5t4

[My heart @MyHeartcode]

When Eve needed a husband, God didn’t give her a broke man, a single father of 5, or a man with 50 body counts. He gave her a virgin. His name was Adam.

[‏ًً @theguyforthis]

can he be oiled up and scantily clad too

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[🦢 @loungingmee]

So abortion is bad but a cop can shoot and kill a one year old baby named Kohen Wiley because his mother was suspected of shoplifting diapers. She did not by the way. Where is the pro-life outrage? I’ll wait…forever.

[𝕵𝖆𝖝 𝕻𝖆𝖌𝖊 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @jakki_jax]

Why the fuck are they just "resigning" instead of being criminally charged and arrested?

[cris p bacon @tinyuu22]

He wasn't very clever with that, but did I still shake my rump and dick? yes i did. guilty

[jake @wormpuller]

Akon said im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful then settled on Sexy bitch

[🔆 sun 🔆 Carrie 🩸 & G -0.0 🦖 era @Sungetsu15]

(From DarkMatterLuigi)

[cris p bacon @tinyuu22]

Raw, next question

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

Oh, look! It’s Jar Jarbie!

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult

[Bradley Osborn ✝️🎃 @the_Bradster007]

I mean, technically they’re not wrong…

[Due# @JDue51]

Those kids aren’t hopping up and down. There’s a bunch of friends under the stadium shaking it.

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[cris p bacon @tinyuu22]

Start giving tamagachis to these people and tell them the can't give it back and if it dies they go to prison. wonder what they would say

[Boymommadukes10704(KimmyAnne) @Boymomadukes107]

It’s real easy for a man to take this stance. He’s not that one that could end up being pregnant as a result of being raped. As a survivor who was raped at 17,it still affects me at 58. The idea that ANY WOMAN should be forced to carry the fetus of their rapist is some straight up wild ass crazy work,especially coming from a man.

[肉魂菩薩 @anrxcangel1997]

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

An interesting choice for Batman to be a hot Asian girl, but I’m open to it.

[trash jones @jzux]

I’m not being dramatic I think this might be my favorite video of all time

[Aaron🔰🥑🌸 @Awwrnold]

they suspend you for a month when you kill an unarmed black person but fire you for being silly

[Koala⁷ Saja is VoxTek employed @Renoodlepoodle]

what a day