alyssa 🐌

🧸21 🍂 she/her 🍄‍🟫 bi 🪐 met dnp 10/27/24 🪵 dnp fan since 2014 🪴 pre-med biology student 📺

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

MET DAN AND PHIL IN ST LOUIS 😭💙 #dnp #danandphil #terribleinfluencetour #tit #dnptit #dnptwt

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

I have Pompom in boxes if anyone wants to come invite her to their island!! 🩷 #acnh #animalcrossing #pompom #inboxes

[brenn ⚞•⚟ SEEING DNP 9/12 @deadboycrows]

dan and phil are younger and more beautiful

[ruby @emophringe]

PINOF 1 KISS IS REAL

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

@danielhowell what toppings should I order so I can eat with yall??

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

@AmazingPhil YESSSSSS

[ria @philsdykes]

if you don’t know what melapples are dont even bother getting a ticket

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil the facial hair omg

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

finally some real journalism

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

HAPPY 6 MONTHS OF PHAN BEING LEGAL

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

harry fans who hate watermelon sugar didn’t deserve to hear from the dining table live I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Bad Bunny closed out his #SuperBowl performance with a billboard behind him saying:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

@danielhowell nooo the signed book was only on worldwide and not US 😭😭

[alex 🐌 @snaillester]

every retweet is 1 plastic ball thrown at dan

[sar 💐 @EDITINGZ0NE]

it must be weird waking up as dan. like oh my god hello world i am dan howell and phil lester is my gay lover

[val 🎀🇦🇷 @iDOFFEE]

Omg guys new book😭😭😭

[alyssa 🐌 @tinyweird0]

@AmazingPhil THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING NEWS ON THIS NEW YEAR’s EVE 😱😱

[tay 🍂 @dandermiffIin]

WDAPTEO will be the viagra to my otherwise flaccid Monday