Alan Perry (parody)

Software engineer, Lotus cars guy & stage rally guy. And he is “always starting sh*t”.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

A heads up for anyone who is following me - Mr. Musk has demonstrated that he is not going to be a good steward for Twitter, so I will be departing once I have confirmed alternate arrangements with the folks here I want to stay in touch with.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@ESPNF1 But Verstappen has only won one World Championship. The other was a gift. And the fact that the championship was won so early this season after a difficult start suggests Verstappen wasn’t fighting against anyone.
But thank you Alonso for being Alonso.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@wbuxtonofficial Read the stewards decisions before making definitive statements on why or why not someone was penalized.
The stewards waived the timeliness requirement on Haas’ protests here.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@wbuxtonofficial I would give that honor to Jim Clark. Unfortunately he died too young to keep showing how good he was again and again like Mario has.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

As I was repairing my VCR today, I was wondering whether it would violate any trademarks (or other IP) held by @redlettermedia if one were to start an actual VCR repair shop called “Lightning Fast VCR Repair”.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@MarkHamill I am looking forward to Mark Hamill being announced as the next James Bond.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@mzag920 @LEGOMastersFOX If it were an important game, it would have been aired in prime-time to begin with. No one cares except the fans on those teams and Fox not wanting to piss off MLB and potentially lose the World Series. Besides, this is Twitter, the home of outrage.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@ChikeJeffers I am so behind listening to @HistPhilosophy that I just heard the most recent one where you and Peter go over the recent topics. I had little knowledge of the topic at the start but I had the impression going in that WEB was the leading thinker of the time.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@chrismccaleb I recently won a Better Call Saul prop auction and am trying to find someone with more info on the item. Do you know of someone who can answer such questions?

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@MJMcKean I won an auction for a Palm Pilot used in Better Call Saul production. The auction indicates it was used by Slippin Jimmy, but data on it suggests you used it. Do you recall using a Palm VIIx as a prop during your work on the show?

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

OMG! I recently found @redlettermedia and, even when I disagree with them or find their skits silly, I like their reviews. So I have been watching a lot of their content to catch up.
Today I found the whole Shatner thing. Sorry, guys.

[Dan O'Dowd @RealDanODowd]

Our new safety test of @ElonMusk’s Full Self-Driving Teslas discovered that they will indiscriminately mow down children.

Today @RealDawnProject launches a nationwide TV ad campaign demanding @NHTSAgov ban Full Self-Driving until @ElonMusk proves it won’t mow down children.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

Note the position of my vehicle (the arrow head in the blue circle). Note the direction that it is heading. Why does @Apple mostly show gas stations off in completely different directions?

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

Will be skipping visiting @sonicdrivein in Poulsbo for a while. Was ignored in the second drive-thru lane while customers kept getting their order taken in the first one. When I left the lane, the next customer behind got served. Thanks for wasting my time.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

How’s Uncle Clarence feeling about Overturning Loving v Virginia??!!

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@moneywisecom Here is the C-SPAN ranking itself so one doesn't need to go to the MoneyWise link - https://t.co/PxWastNGtM

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

As I look through my Twitter feed, I think that this is what the Krell must have gone through.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

@tmbg Get well soon, Flans.

[Alan Perry (parody) @tipo158]

When did @FedEx become so inept at delivering packages?