Aarom

[Meg Kane @margaretkane]

Oh @visitphilly, you have outdone yourselves. 👏👏👏

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

I prefer the more modernist retelling of The Odyssey

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

LeBron announcing his return to the Eastern Conference

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Black hairline spray sellers in Philly seeing LeBron and Jaylen Brown coming to the 76ers

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The "LeBron visits Abbott Elementary" episode is going to be great.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

left bronny in la like a reverse fresh prince

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

The Eastern Conference next season

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bronny: “Dad I can’t believe we’re going to the Philadelphia 76ers!”

LeBron:

[John Barchard | Watching the Birds 🦅 @JohnBarchard]

Just in: LeBron is currently crossing the Delaware River

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

The biggest news of the summer is happening in Philadelphia.
- Newspapers in 1776, 2026

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Top 5 most American photo of all time.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Bronsexuals & Philly sports fans teaming up might result in the end of life as we know it

[suri @suricidal]

is he gonna be in abbott elementary

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Bronny trying to get on the plane to Philly

[Aarom @tippy2010]

@MrBasedGuy @Xtopher_Uzo Yes.

[Aarom @tippy2010]

@Leo_Cavendish @riecker I'll take someone doesn't understand the Trinity for $500, Alex!

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

On an unrelated note, a Muppets Odyssey would go very hard

[Aarom @tippy2010]

@MrBasedGuy @Xtopher_Uzo She's not. You can't be the mother of one who is eternal.

[Aarom @tippy2010]

@abberz09 @JamesDueck Stories regarding Mary’s "dormition" and assumption only first appeared in apocryphal literature during the late 5th and 6th centuries

[Aarom @tippy2010]

@abberz09 @MJKelleyII @JamesDueck None of the earliest Christians believed. In fact Epiphanius of Salamis investigated the end of Mary's life concluded that absolutely nothing was known about how or where it concluded, proving a lack of early apostolic oral tradition.